So I've given it some thought, how does one fuck themselves? Asking... for a friend. *cough cough* Is there a tutorial ? Like hypothetically speaking?
- Start flaccid
- Turn your flaccid dick around and tuck it under towards your ass. The top side of your penis, the helmet, should be facing your ass. Your frenulum, or underside of your penis, should be facing the floor / tub / etc.
- Take your free hand that is not holding your penis and go around the outside of your body and grabbing the penis head.
- Pull back and stretch your penis, absolutely no pain should be felt here.
- With the hand that was originally holding your penis at the start, slide up your fingers so that they're against your frenulum and apply pressure to hold your penis in it's new stretched position.
- Let go with the hand that stretched your penis, and bring it around and underneath the hand that's holding your penis to give it support.
- sit down on both hands so that the pressure is taken off of both hands (giving them a bit of rest).
- With the hand that is holding your penis, start making a cupping motion which will bring your penis head back and up, pointing towards your ass. Apply pressure while doing this, so that the upwards motion of the penis is pushing it up and into your ass.
- RELAX - RELAX - RELAX.
- Don't get all pissy if it doesn't go in, you need to be VERY relaxed for your first time. It took me a year to get it in because I wasn't relaxing enough, so I cannot stress this enough.
- Once you've cupped your hand enough and the head is putting pressure against your ass, you can use either of your hands or by sitting down with more pressure to coax it into ass. Try day dreaming of something else while doing this, try your damn hardest to think of something else - this is how you'll get relaxed enough.
- If you want to go the route that I went, you wouldn't reach around with your opposite hand to stretch your penis; instead, you'd use one hand, underneath you, to stretch your penis into place and to hold it into that position. The other hand is for holding it in place for when you release the first hand that stretched it.
Whoops! Edit.. Forgot to mention the "staying soft" part. I really don't know how to explain it, I guess. One of the things that you can do is when you get your penis behind you, you'd hold it in that position and relax until it starts going soft enough to have it bend easily. Watch the pressure here while holding it because less pressure will let the blood flow more easily and letting it get softer quicker.