So story time.  I used to know this girl who slept around a lot (her life story was kind of tragic, but at least she doesn't shoot heroin anymore).  Anyway, one time we took a ride on her moped with me riding bitch.  While trying not to cop a feel, I held onto her abdomen.  Her abs?  Well they were like a solid slab of granite.  Like 100s of crunches a day hard.
So the moral of the story?  If you want great abs, GET FUCKED!
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The username I really wanted was Wetfish Forum Comment Commentator
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