Hey, I'm m4ndalore. I like star wars, penis and big fake tits. Did you ever hear that winamp really kicks the llamas ass?
I thought not. It's not a story the llamas would tell you. It's an alpaca legend. Winamp was a mp3 player so powerful and with such little overhead it could use alpaca power to whoop the llamas ass so much that it could whoop em all at once. It whooped that llamas ass so much... the only thing it feared was not whooping llama ass anymore, which eventually, of course it did. Unfortunately, it got bought out by AOL Time Warner, then they gutted it in it's sleep. It's ironic, it could whoop all the llama's asses in the world, but he couldn't whoop the biggest llama of them all... Time Warner.