Dad jokes

ME, TRYING TO CREATE A PASSWORD: <beefstew>
COMPUTER: password not stroganoff
ME, TYPING IN A NEW PASSWORD: <chicken>
COMPUTER: password must contain capital
ME: <chickenkiev>
ME, TRYING YET ANOTHER PASSWORD: <thirdlargestfrenchcityonthemediterraneancoast>
COMPUTER: password is toulon
ME, GIVING UP: <incorrecttryagain>
COMPUTER: password is incorrect; try again

I don't get i-- oh... haiku... oh

My driving has not resulted in any kind of speeding ticket, pullover, or collision so far.

Thus, I would say my driving is completely wreck-less.

I have heard the Minotaur is amongst the most like-a-bull characters in mythology.

A question for all the people out their who like DND, World of Warcraft, and other fantasy fiction.
If their is a war-lock, where is the war-key?

Amazing Pun, good job

Great job, Rachel. I like this joke.