Dad jokes

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #150 on: May 25, 2024, 10:06:51 am »
1. The prefix “a-” means “none”, such as in “asexual”, “apolitical', “atheism”
2. The word "unicorn" is made from two parts: "uni-" meaning one, and "cornus" meaning "horn"
Conclusion:  This is a picture of an acorn.

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #151 on: May 31, 2024, 05:54:40 pm »
Did you know that you can get slushies at a courthouse?


It's because they are just-ice.
MrPedalMan

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #152 on: June 07, 2024, 09:02:38 pm »
Normal People:
Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back, was released in 1980.

Star Wars Fans:
Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back, was released in 19AT-AT.
MrPedalMan

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #153 on: June 16, 2024, 12:11:31 pm »

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #154 on: June 21, 2024, 02:20:32 pm »


Wow this is like an IRL version of pantheon
*spork*

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #155 on: June 21, 2024, 09:26:07 pm »
Just wondering chaps, what do you think makes a good dad joke?
MrPedalMan

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #156 on: June 22, 2024, 12:26:34 am »
Just wondering chaps, what do you think makes a good dad joke?

It has to be an obvious joke that doesn't require explanation, but it can't be funny, it's supposed to make you groan. Typically they are puns or wordplay
*spork*

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #157 on: June 22, 2024, 08:51:07 am »
Would you say this is a good dad joke?

How to turn a tesla into a limousine?

You elon-gate it.
MrPedalMan

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #158 on: June 29, 2024, 06:36:28 pm »

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #159 on: July 10, 2024, 10:22:53 pm »
Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the hills. Tonto suddenly stops

"Halt, Kimosabe!"

"What's up Tonto?"

Tonto gets off his horse, slowly kneels down and puts his ear to the ground and huffs. Then slowly gets up.

"Buffalo come."

"That's amazing how did you know that?"

"Wet. Sticky."

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #160 on: July 24, 2024, 04:03:58 pm »
There once was a man trying to make a point about the kitchen. "The sink!" He said "the sink is the single most important thing in the kitchen! It washes, it provides drinking water! It helps you prepare all of your meals and cleans your dishes for you after! The sink is the most important!"

"However," said a stranger coming through the crowd "you are forgetting about the countertop. It holds everything in the kitchen together. You prepare your food and serve your food ON the countertop. Even your precious sink would have no where to be if it weren't for the countertop!"

The man was stunned. He wasn't prepared for a counter argument

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #161 on: July 24, 2024, 08:49:15 pm »
Good one Mozai
MrPedalMan

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #162 on: August 07, 2024, 02:10:17 pm »
Reading this article made me SAAB.

https://sverigesradio.se/artikel/6168916
MrPedalMan

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #163 on: August 07, 2024, 02:11:50 pm »
You want to know what a cycling community advocate is called?

A spokes-person.
MrPedalMan

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #164 on: August 07, 2024, 02:49:10 pm »
If humans were like engines, you know what we would run on?

Ground.
MrPedalMan