Dad jokes

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #165 on: August 08, 2024, 09:02:57 pm »
You want to know why a girl by the name of Erin decided to become an auto mechanic?

It is because she wanted to help put air-in car tires.
MrPedalMan

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #166 on: August 11, 2024, 08:32:09 pm »
Have you ever heard of the Italian chef who kept getting into fender benders?

He once saw all the dents in his car and said "Oh no, now my car is al-dente".
MrPedalMan

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #167 on: August 27, 2024, 07:47:36 am »

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #168 on: September 13, 2024, 09:04:34 am »
A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar.  The bartender points to a sign that says "NO JOKES SERVED HERE" and asks them to leave. They head out without a word.

The next day, a horse walks in. Same deal—bartender points to the sign, and with a long face, the horse leaves.

The following day, a chicken walks in. The bartender points to the sign again and says "Sorry, no jokes served here."

The chicken, annoyed, asks "Fine. So where can I get a drink?"

The bartender replies "Try the bar across the road."

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #169 on: September 17, 2024, 01:30:37 pm »
Q: What do you call it when a theater kid goes rogue and decides to become a spy?

A: thespionage

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*spork*

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #170 on: September 22, 2024, 09:22:47 am »