Dad jokes

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #60 on: September 17, 2021, 03:47:39 pm »
i need a person without autism for this new job, it needs an untrainedeye

..autism = trains

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« Reply #61 on: September 17, 2021, 06:25:31 pm »
i need a person without autism for this new job, it needs an untrainedeye

..autism = trains

thanks for explaining it at the end

really ties it all together
*spork*

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #62 on: September 18, 2021, 12:15:05 pm »
On most mornings i wake up and have a nice big fart. But when the weekend starts, I shit my pants, because its shaturday

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« Reply #63 on: September 18, 2021, 12:27:52 pm »
you guys remember the heavens gate cult? tragic, they all killed themselves when hailies coment flew by.. but i heard there's a new one, started by the goatse guy its called Heavens Gape

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« Reply #64 on: September 22, 2021, 09:26:23 pm »

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« Reply #65 on: September 24, 2021, 04:40:22 pm »
put a couple witches into my microwave, upgraded it to a microwave coven

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« Reply #66 on: November 15, 2021, 10:49:30 am »

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« Reply #67 on: November 16, 2021, 06:06:02 pm »
i like trivial pursuit, but how about trivial pursoup and its just lots of tiny soups i like soup

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« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2022, 04:45:40 pm »
stolen from abzz on irc

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2022, 06:03:31 pm »


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« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2022, 06:28:05 pm »
What's the difference other than skin colour?
    pistols / rifles
    smiling
    hats
    christmas tree
This "spot-the-difference" puzzle isn't very good.

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2022, 08:18:21 pm »
What's the difference other than skin colour?
    pistols / rifles
    smiling
    hats
    christmas tree
This "spot-the-difference" puzzle isn't very good.

theres no dad

Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2022, 05:59:33 pm »

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« Reply #73 on: January 08, 2022, 02:54:10 pm »

RACHEL TIPPED 101 CORAL FOR THIS POST


Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #74 on: January 11, 2022, 02:00:00 pm »
a classic

no don't