FUCKING CATS

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FUCKING CATS
« on: December 18, 2016, 10:25:31 am »
dude so there's two cats at fish house, baxter and gus

baxter is a big fatass (we call him fatster) and the only thing he loves more than belly rubs is food

then there's gus, baxter's little brother and notorious troublemaker

so anyway...

Kayimbo is out of town for a few days and he asked us to take care of his lizards. We set up the terrarium in Devnill's room and everything was fine at first. Then on my way to the bathroom I noticed a strange plastic smell. I sniff around and notice it's coming from devnill's desk. Upon closer inspection... GUS TURNED THE HEAT LAMP ON, KNOCKED IT OVER ON DEVNILL'S DESK, AND OPENED THE LID OF THE TERRARIUM. The heat lamp was melting random plastic things on devnill's desk and gus was freaking out, meowing, trying to climb up the curtains. I realize one of the lizards escaped and was chilling out on the curtain rod so I had to spend the next 15 minutes chasing it down trying to capture it.

fucking cats

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redheron

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2016, 10:46:47 am »
Wow. At least all Milo does is give much-too-enthusiastic affection. He doesn't like.. actively try to burn my house down. o_o

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2016, 01:34:42 pm »
cats are fuzzy little sociopaths whose minds work on alien logic, and I love them
no don't

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lemonrising

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2016, 02:21:46 pm »
The other day I bought a new rug for my room

Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2016, 02:29:56 pm »
The other day I bought a new rug for my room

Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

fucking cats

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lemonrising

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2016, 02:35:20 pm »
They're hilarious but I think I'd rather keep them on the internet, not in my house.

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2016, 06:12:12 am »
The other day I bought a new rug for my room

Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.
HURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKKKK
愛してるよ~!!!

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2016, 10:46:40 am »
The other day I bought a new rug for my room

Bout ten minutes later I hear "HURKRKK" and my cat has puked right on it.
HURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKHURKRKKKKK

GET YOUR TOXOPLASMOSIS OUT OF HERE

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2016, 10:48:39 am »
ACK ACK ACK.. ACKKKBBBHHHHUUURKKK!!!!!!
愛してるよ~!!!

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2018, 02:17:16 pm »


can't hug every cat
aka luke

Re: FUCKING CATS
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2018, 02:59:38 pm »


can't hug every cat

Watching this video is weird to me now. It used to just be a funny meme, but then the news broke that the source video was a manufactured "viral video" for EHarmony. Do you think schmoyoho was in on it too?
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