let's talk about dreams

I'm in a cold house, the only man among women.  One bed, king-sized, shared by the women and I want to sleep too.  The middle-aged woman at one edge doesn't mind me joining them.  The college-aged women filling the rest of the bed are "ew, a man, disgusting," but it's cold, I just want to sleep.  I crawl under the blankets, between the older woman who just want to sleep, and a younger woman who makes a show of protesting, scolding me for the sin of being male.  While she's visibly announcing how much she finds men disgusting and I don't belong here, under the sheets where nobody can see, her hands are playing with my dick, gentle and curious.   I was very confused.

After I woke I figured she wanted sex-play but had to put on a show or else she'd lose status with the other women.... except the older woman, who was ignoring the drama because she just wanted to get some shuteye.

I had a dream that I was in a college and one of my teachers ended up being a TERF. During attendance she deadnamed me (I was thinking to myself how the fuck does she even know THAT name) and I replied "um excuse me bitch, my name is Rachel". and ended up showing her my ID. Things escalated into a shouting match and she was like "I have a PhD in biology and you're just a man in a dress, everyone knows it they are just too polite to say anything"

Other students started taking sides and all the commotion got the attention of nearby teachers. The principal showed up and broke up the fight and I went back to her office to file a report on what happened.

After talking to the principal and calming down, I went to bathroom and there were urinals in the women's bathroom. I did a double take, making sure I really was in the women's bathroom, and thought to myself "maybe this is why that teacher is so pissed off... lol"

By this point the school day was over so everyone was hanging out outside. I talked to some people who said they saw what happened and were supportive. Then some belligerently drunk girl with dark hair that was drenched in beer came over and was like "HEY YOYU GYUYS LOL WE ARE DOINGF BEER BONGS AT THE TABLE OVER THERE YOU SHOULD COME OVER WOOOOOOOOOOOO" and I replied "um that sounds fun but sorry I'm doing sober october"

Had a dream that I was hiking up a mountain with huge sections of exposed rock at the summit. I wasn't very far up the mountain when I heard this sound in the distance above me. With a thunderous crack, a part of the cliff had fallen off the mountain and started rolling down the hill towards me. It was spinning so fast it made an insane wooshing sound. As it got closer I thought to myself "welp, this is it, I'm going to die now"

But then fortunately it rolled past me, missing me by maybe 50 feet, only to bounce off of the ledge and crash into someone's yard

I had this wild dream that one of my exs called me to hangout and she came over and  I wasn't living here and she was like oh by the way I had a kid and the dad left me and all the sudden she pulls a baby out of a backpack and I was freaking out on her for stuffing a baby in a backpack bouncing it on my leg

 WHY WOULD YOU STUFF A CHILD IN A JANSPORT JENNY, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

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had a dream i was nailed to a plank by my skin with shark teeth as nails, then my skin was split open and i fell out of it, a red bloody skinless thing, and then i took the skin of the person who did that to me

had a dream i was nailed to a plank by my skin with shark teeth as nails, then my skin was split open and i fell out of it, a red bloody skinless thing, and then i took the skin of the person who did that to me

yikes dude that hurts the part underneath my skin on my whole body when I read that story

i had a dream i killed a bear with a spear, trapped in a cave deep underground filled with plush animals. it was very intense and a little bit tragic.

A woman is dragging her finger on a wineglass's rim, making it sing like a musical instrument (you know how it's done).  The glass is in her lap, resting on her labia, so when it vibrates to make that singing sound,  it's vibrating against her clit at that same musical frequency.

had a dream that i had a dream that i got a finger up my butt, it was nice. then i woke from the 2nd dream to find myself in a yellow room, then i woke up to real life.

Last night I had a dream that I was trying to go somewhere, I don't even remember where. I missed my train and ended up needing to take the bus instead. While walking towards an empty seat I saw the guy who ghosted me a couple years ago. We start talking and we were both apologetic about what happened. He hugs me and we decide there's no hard feelings, it's just nice to talk again.

Later on in the dream, after we had parted ways, I think to myself "Wow! It's so random that I ran into that guy on the bus, I'm glad I missed my train. I thought I'd never see him again!" and felt really happy that we finally reconnected.

Then I woke up and cried.

rachel irl

I haven't had a dream i can remember in a hot minute. It's kinda sad.

Last night I had a dream that I was at a restaurant with nicefish. She was there to meet the author of some self help book who was doing a book signing. While sitting at our table, the author came up and started talking to us. Then nicefish started talking to her in morse code

I just sat there with no idea wtf was going on

I had a dream that I went down a line of babies and booped each one on the nose, and they all laughed. That's it.

Last night I had a dream that I was in my quarters on a starship, like from Star Trek.



I was on my computer and wanted to masturbate, so I open up my porn folder, but it was full of pictures of Motoko Kusanagi with Hank Hill's head. I kept looking through all of the pictures in the folder and I was like "wtf is this shit?" and it totally killed the mood.