My parents kicked me out because I broke the shower by shitting in it all the time.
I got so fucking mad that I spent the next 2 weeks going to public bathrooms, and waiting for people to shit at which point I started loudly making 'shower noises' like hissing and soap rubbing noise (like glbublgubl)
I convinced myself I'd toured around and discovered shitting in a shower was normal and my parents are the stupid ones.
Anyway now I live in a tiny bedroom in a old ladies house. I've been shitting in her shower as well, I cant help it.