1000 coral if you make me laugh

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1000 coral if you make me laugh
« on: January 28, 2017, 09:36:04 pm »
post a funny joke and if I laugh I'll give you 1000 coral

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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2017, 09:47:17 pm »
You know what they say. You can tune a piano...

BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH!

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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2017, 11:00:13 pm »
You know what they say. You can tune a piano...

BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH!

man that's an old joke

it's like a popsicle joke



NEXT
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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2017, 12:06:32 pm »
What does a Neo-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Heil"

What does a Femi-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Hymen"

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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2017, 02:03:17 pm »
What does a Neo-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Heil"

What does a Femi-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Hymen"

I wish I could give you a negative tip
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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2017, 03:06:59 pm »
What does a Neo-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Heil"

What does a Femi-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Hymen"

"Heil Victory"
"Heil Hymen"

They're not even close, man.

Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2017, 04:05:27 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHBGi3cl1h8

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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2017, 04:06:58 pm »
*spork*

Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2017, 04:08:43 pm »
I kept wondering why that bird was getting bigger...




Then it hit me :D

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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2017, 04:15:18 pm »
How much Coral did you just fucking tip me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Harambe Shitpost Acadmey and I?ve been involved in numerous shitposts on 4chan and Wetfish, and I have over 300 confirmed jokes. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top fish in the entire US armed fishes. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FISH across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you little shit. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sides. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can joke you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Fish Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe that miserable frown off the face of the continent, you little fucker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? tipping was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have tipped more. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn RACHEL. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2017, 11:04:33 am »
What does a Neo-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Heil"

What does a Femi-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Hymen"

"Heil Victory"
"Heil Hymen"

They're not even close, man.

Say it with me now kids:

Zig Hi-el
Zig Hi-men

Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2017, 06:54:04 pm »
you don't have to actually sit on the baby

Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2017, 06:56:37 pm »
Q: How many wetfish does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: like probably 7, all arguing, where someone's gonna get banned and it'll end up involving an Arduino somehow

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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2017, 11:38:20 pm »
whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo









one's really heavy and the other is a little lighter

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Re: 1000 coral if you make me laugh
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2017, 12:26:11 pm »
I think about jumping off a roof multiple times a day

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