How much Coral did you just fucking tip me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Harambe Shitpost Acadmey and I?ve been involved in numerous shitposts on 4chan and Wetfish, and I have over 300 confirmed jokes. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top fish in the entire US armed fishes. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FISH across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you little shit. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sides. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can joke you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Fish Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe that miserable frown off the face of the continent, you little fucker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? tipping was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have tipped more. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn RACHEL. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo.
RACHEL TIPPED 2000 CORAL FOR THIS POST