Christian Memes

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Re: Christian Memes
« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2019, 06:41:26 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2019, 10:36:04 AM »

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« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2019, 07:33:21 AM »
i'd just like to mention that slingers in war at the time were extremely formidable opponents, usually using bullets made of baked clay or sometimes iron, and commanded 3-5 times the base pay of an infantryman.

goliath was just a big ass infantryman.

cop in riot armor vs a redneck with a revolver

when you understand historical context it goes from a story of LITTLE GUY BEATING IMPOSSIBLE ODDS (Thanks God!) to THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF PRACTICE PAYS OFF FOR COUNTRY BUMPKIN WITH ASPIRATIONS OF GLORY

also one of the rewards for defeating goliath was permanent tax exemption, say what you will but jewish people have been earning those stereotypes for thousands of years

Re: Christian Memes
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2019, 08:09:30 AM »
everyone is christian till its time to give up all your possessions or there is no way you can go to heaven. - jesus

Re: Christian Memes
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2019, 03:34:20 PM »
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say what you will but jewish people have been earning those stereotypes for thousands of years

fro I think you're great but sometimes you casually say stuff that makes me feel like my skin wants to flip inside out
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Re: Christian Memes
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2020, 08:40:29 PM »
this guy is jesus christ

he may be acting erratically but he sees the future

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« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2020, 11:30:12 AM »






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Re: Christian Memes
« Reply #37 on: July 06, 2020, 08:50:48 AM »




yo this is dope af

I could get down with some glitch religion
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Re: Christian Memes
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2020, 08:05:26 AM »
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You really should read the book of genesis before making this stupid video

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SHUT UP MOM

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Re: Christian Memes
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2020, 04:32:42 PM »
gus shore does like making christian memes

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Re: Christian Memes
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2020, 07:33:55 AM »
aka luke

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« Reply #41 on: September 24, 2020, 03:08:46 PM »
ha ha very topical and currently relevant joke!

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Re: Christian Memes
« Reply #42 on: November 21, 2020, 07:50:42 PM »
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