Christian Memes

i'd just like to mention that slingers in war at the time were extremely formidable opponents, usually using bullets made of baked clay or sometimes iron, and commanded 3-5 times the base pay of an infantryman.

goliath was just a big ass infantryman.

cop in riot armor vs a redneck with a revolver

when you understand historical context it goes from a story of LITTLE GUY BEATING IMPOSSIBLE ODDS (Thanks God!) to THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF PRACTICE PAYS OFF FOR COUNTRY BUMPKIN WITH ASPIRATIONS OF GLORY

also one of the rewards for defeating goliath was permanent tax exemption, say what you will but jewish people have been earning those stereotypes for thousands of years

everyone is christian till its time to give up all your possessions or there is no way you can go to heaven. - jesus

say what you will but jewish people have been earning those stereotypes for thousands of years

fro I think you're great but sometimes you casually say stuff that makes me feel like my skin wants to flip inside out

this guy is jesus christ

he may be acting erratically but he sees the future

yo this is dope af

I could get down with some glitch religion

You really should read the book of genesis before making this stupid video

SHUT UP MOM

gus shore does like making christian memes

ha ha very topical and currently relevant joke!