In 2010 TheSaladCaper made a joke theme song for Wetfish. It was short and sweet but hilarious due to the relevance of the lyrics to the members at the time. In 2014 we tried to commission a new artist to make an updated version, but none of the lyrics were relevant to the community so the project was indefinitely put on hold. Today I found a new artist who is uniquely qualified to create a theme song for Wetfish, under the condition that we come up with the lyrics for her.I want the wetfish theme song to be an homage to the original, using similar lyrics and music but updated to be a bit longer and a bit less shitposty. The theme song should probably include something about brosis, ragnarok online, fish avatars, and the wiki. Also maybe a reference to secret business contracts. And mole people society??? I dunno. Being creative is hard.
time for a third wank
[Ukulele intro]Hey everybody there's a place on the internetYou'll meet some real cool peopleYou'll make some new friendsWe've got a chat room and plenty of girlsJust don't look down their pants!We love the same things that you doSo come on do not miss this chaaaaance![Breakdown]ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddamn son where'd you find this?SATAN GUIDE MY COCKmlg airhorns and hitmarkersOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUDYCurrent Mood: Infuriated[Bass drop]We got chats (hard)We got nerds (hackin)We got brown (bitches)We've got everything you need on the world wide webOur shit's been encrypted since before Edward SnowdenEverything's glitched but we're sure it ain't brokenOh you're new? What do you do?Where are you from? Don't be rudeDox yourself. Post some nudesHave you met Fiolina, Topkek, and Fishy too?Gonna get yiffed and make a comic outta youWe assimilate communities wherever we goStealing members from Soupwhale, minus the blowMITCH HELP, another netsplit?This is the big one boys, we're done for(sound of fredryk phox dying)We got riot (matrix)We got mumble (stephers)We got discord too (eww)We've got everything you need on the world wide webHaven't you heard? There's an election they saidDoates vs Wittle, but one of 'em would rather be deadOh well, I guess it's time to go to Devan's Heaven (AUUUGH)Except he didn't even finish his first programming lessonThere's an anime club, and a pizza club tooOur dough is rising, just like our lemons doSaving our roaches for our roaches in the third worldGotta make some robots before society gets unfurledWe got a wiki (edits)We got a forum (posts)We got an app (pics)We've got everything you need on the world wide web[Nearly silent outro].........Ahhhh time for my third wank
Hi please give me feedback on these lyricsQuote[Ukulele intro]Hey everybody there's a place on the internetYou'll meet some real cool peopleYou'll make some new friendsWe've got a chat room and plenty of girlsJust don't look down their pants!We love the same things that you doSo come on do not miss this chaaaaance![Breakdown]ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddamn son where'd you find this?SATAN GUIDE MY COCKmlg airhorns and hitmarkersOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUDYCurrent Mood: Infuriated[Bass drop]We got chats (hard)We got nerds (hackin)We got brown (bitches)We've got everything you need on the world wide webOur shit's been encrypted since before Edward SnowdenEverything's glitched but we're sure it ain't brokenOh you're new? What do you do?Where are you from? Don't be rudeDox yourself. Post some nudesHave you met Fiolina, Topkek, and Fishy too?Gonna get yiffed and make a comic outta youWe assimilate communities wherever we goStealing members from Soupwhale, minus the blowMITCH HELP, another netsplit?This is the big one boys, we're done for(sound of fredryk phox dying)We got riot (matrix)We got mumble (stephers)We got discord too (eww)We've got everything you need on the world wide webHaven't you heard? There's an election they saidDoates vs Wittle, but one of 'em would rather be deadOh well, I guess it's time to go to Devan's Heaven (AUUUGH)Except he didn't even finish his first programming lessonThere's an anime club, and a pizza club tooOur dough is rising, just like our lemons doSaving our roaches for our roaches in the third worldGotta make some robots before society gets unfurledWe got a wiki (edits)We got a forum (posts)We got an app (pics)We've got everything you need on the world wide web[Nearly silent outro].........Ahhhh time for my third wank