Wetfish Theme Song

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Wetfish Theme Song
« on: April 26, 2019, 01:52:39 PM »
It's that time again. We're making a new Wetfish theme song, but I need help coming up with the lyrics.



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In 2010 TheSaladCaper made a joke theme song for Wetfish. It was short and sweet but hilarious due to the relevance of the lyrics to the members at the time. In 2014 we tried to commission a new artist to make an updated version, but none of the lyrics were relevant to the community so the project was indefinitely put on hold. Today I found a new artist who is uniquely qualified to create a theme song for Wetfish, under the condition that we come up with the lyrics for her.

I want the wetfish theme song to be an homage to the original, using similar lyrics and music but updated to be a bit longer and a bit less shitposty. The theme song should probably include something about brosis, ragnarok online, fish avatars, and the wiki. Also maybe a reference to secret business contracts. And mole people society??? I dunno. Being creative is hard.

Post suggestions here in this thread or edit the lyrics on the new theme song wiki page - https://wiki.wetfish.net/theme-song
*spork*

Re: Wetfish Theme Song
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2019, 03:45:34 PM »
We got so many creampie gifs you might think we clowns
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Re: Wetfish Theme Song
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2019, 03:49:01 PM »
Don't mean to boast but yeah we got compost (piles)
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Re: Wetfish Theme Song
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2019, 06:45:32 PM »
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time for a third wank

had to put this one in quotes
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Re: Wetfish Theme Song (up for committee review)
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2019, 02:37:05 PM »
Hi please give me feedback on these lyrics

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[Ukulele intro]
Hey everybody there's a place on the internet
You'll meet some real cool people
You'll make some new friends

We've got a chat room and plenty of girls
Just don't look down their pants!

We love the same things that you do
So come on do not miss this chaaaaance!

[Breakdown]
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
damn son where'd you find this?
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
mlg airhorns and hitmarkers
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUDY
Current Mood: Infuriated

[Bass drop]
We got chats (hard)
We got nerds (hackin)
We got brown (bitches)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

Our shit's been encrypted since before Edward Snowden
Everything's glitched but we're sure it ain't broken

Oh you're new? What do you do?
Where are you from? Don't be rude
Dox yourself. Post some nudes

Have you met Fiolina, Topkek, and Fishy too?
Gonna get yiffed and make a comic outta you

We assimilate communities wherever we go
Stealing members from Soupwhale, minus the blow

MITCH HELP, another netsplit?
This is the big one boys, we're done for
(sound of fredryk phox dying)

We got riot (matrix)
We got mumble (stephers)
We got discord too (eww)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

Haven't you heard? There's an election they said
Doates vs Wittle, but one of 'em would rather be dead

Oh well, I guess it's time to go to Devan's Heaven (AUUUGH)
Except he didn't even finish his first programming lesson

There's an anime club, and a pizza club too
Our dough is rising, just like our lemons do

Saving our roaches for our roaches in the third world
Gotta make some robots before society gets unfurled

We got a wiki (edits)
We got a forum (posts)
We got an app (pics)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

[Nearly silent outro]
...
...
...

Ahhhh time for my third wank
*spork*

Re: Wetfish Theme Song (up for committee review)
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2019, 03:53:53 PM »
Hi please give me feedback on these lyrics

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[Ukulele intro]
Hey everybody there's a place on the internet
You'll meet some real cool people
You'll make some new friends

We've got a chat room and plenty of girls
Just don't look down their pants!

We love the same things that you do
So come on do not miss this chaaaaance!

[Breakdown]
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
damn son where'd you find this?
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
mlg airhorns and hitmarkers
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUDY
Current Mood: Infuriated

[Bass drop]
We got chats (hard)
We got nerds (hackin)
We got brown (bitches)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

Our shit's been encrypted since before Edward Snowden
Everything's glitched but we're sure it ain't broken

Oh you're new? What do you do?
Where are you from? Don't be rude
Dox yourself. Post some nudes

Have you met Fiolina, Topkek, and Fishy too?
Gonna get yiffed and make a comic outta you

We assimilate communities wherever we go
Stealing members from Soupwhale, minus the blow

MITCH HELP, another netsplit?
This is the big one boys, we're done for
(sound of fredryk phox dying)

We got riot (matrix)
We got mumble (stephers)
We got discord too (eww)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

Haven't you heard? There's an election they said
Doates vs Wittle, but one of 'em would rather be dead

Oh well, I guess it's time to go to Devan's Heaven (AUUUGH)
Except he didn't even finish his first programming lesson

There's an anime club, and a pizza club too
Our dough is rising, just like our lemons do

Saving our roaches for our roaches in the third world
Gotta make some robots before society gets unfurled

We got a wiki (edits)
We got a forum (posts)
We got an app (pics)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

[Nearly silent outro]
...
...
...

Ahhhh time for my third wank

I like it. I feel like it encompasses a lot of the good and funny thing that have happened in Wetfish over the years

Re: Wetfish Theme Song (up for committee review)
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2019, 03:54:12 PM »
Hi please give me feedback on these lyrics

Quote
[Ukulele intro]
Hey everybody there's a place on the internet
You'll meet some real cool people
You'll make some new friends

We've got a chat room and plenty of girls
Just don't look down their pants!

We love the same things that you do
So come on do not miss this chaaaaance!

[Breakdown]
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
damn son where'd you find this?
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
mlg airhorns and hitmarkers
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUDY
Current Mood: Infuriated

[Bass drop]
We got chats (hard)
We got nerds (hackin)
We got brown (bitches)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

Our shit's been encrypted since before Edward Snowden
Everything's glitched but we're sure it ain't broken

Oh you're new? What do you do?
Where are you from? Don't be rude
Dox yourself. Post some nudes

Have you met Fiolina, Topkek, and Fishy too?
Gonna get yiffed and make a comic outta you

We assimilate communities wherever we go
Stealing members from Soupwhale, minus the blow

MITCH HELP, another netsplit?
This is the big one boys, we're done for
(sound of fredryk phox dying)

We got riot (matrix)
We got mumble (stephers)
We got discord too (eww)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

Haven't you heard? There's an election they said
Doates vs Wittle, but one of 'em would rather be dead

Oh well, I guess it's time to go to Devan's Heaven (AUUUGH)
Except he didn't even finish his first programming lesson

There's an anime club, and a pizza club too
Our dough is rising, just like our lemons do

Saving our roaches for our roaches in the third world
Gotta make some robots before society gets unfurled

We got a wiki (edits)
We got a forum (posts)
We got an app (pics)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

[Nearly silent outro]
...
...
...

Ahhhh time for my third wank

it gud  👌

Re: Wetfish Theme Song
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2019, 07:49:13 AM »
it's really catchy and scans really well