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19:31 < Anomaly> spoiler alert
19:32 -!- Contrarium has joined #wetfish
19:32 < Anomaly> thanos uses the gauntlet to suck his own dick
19:32 < Contrarium> hey no spoilers
19:33 < Anomaly> sorry
19:33 < Anomaly> but I did say "spoiler alert" before you joined
19:33 < Contrarium> oh
19:33 < Contrarium> that's fine then

<whispers> I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY GRAPES
<snek-sensei> seedless?
<whispers> 25 at a time

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2019-01-13 14:50:54     emcy    ive been told he genuinely thought i was a russian agent, or an altright recruiter using epic memes and ironic racism to build an army

22:34 <@Rothen> Does your office have a bidet, rachel?
22:34 <&rachel> Rothen: I don't even have an office I work from home lol
22:34 <&rachel> so yes
22:34 <&rachel> if my house had a bidet
22:34 <&rachel> my office would too
22:34 <@Rothen> Right. So does it?
22:34 < Anomaly> time to install a bidet
22:35 <@Rothen> ^^^
22:35 <@whispers> use the sprayer on the kitchen sink

27:79 <Diabolizer> this thread belongs in Shitpost Central

<kakama> shit guys
<kakama> I've been like
<kakama> unironically watching anime lately
<Zigara> rip
<kate> kakama, jesus christ

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<luke> so I was at a bar and I walked up to this girl and I said dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
<rachel> nice

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19:21 <@jaek> .yiff Qwan
19:21  * Fiolina pushes hard, and shits out a snowglobe. Inside is a perfectly formed diorama of Princess Celestia crashing into the World Trade Center
19:21 <@Qwan> .yiff jaek
19:21  * Fiolina pushes hard, and shits out a snowglobe. Inside is a perfectly formed diorama of Fluttershy crashing into the World Trade Center
19:21 <@jaek> owo
19:21 <@Qwan> WOAH
19:21 <@Qwan> what are the chances of that
19:21 <@jaek> its meant to be

11:47 <rachel> I dunno if you saw the news
11:48 <rachel> https://www.instagram.com/p/ByyMYe9ppuW/
11:48 <Gris> i had no idea
11:48 <Gris> oh wow
11:49 <Gris> that is great news
11:49 <Gris> when she actually makes a pornhub
11:49 <Gris> please remind me
11:49 <Gris> show me
11:49 <Gris> tell me
11:49 <rachel> yes
11:49 <rachel> I'll let you know
11:49 <rachel> LMAO
11:49 <Gris> we'll fap to her together
11:49 <Gris> all of wetfish
11:49 <rachel> ye

11:37 < kitlero> >Tfw your gf will never have tits that look like overfilled water balloons
11:38 < kitlero> Why even live.
11:43 < hanna> hoy
11:47 < hanna> some guys just want to fuck a perfect sphere
11:47 < hanna> they prefer their women to be ovoid in nature
11:48 < hanna> with as few flat surfaces and straight lines as possible
11:48 < hanna> it is a form of madness.
11:49 < hanna> women desire the opposite: to make love to a cube, perhaps a rectangle..
11:49 < hanna> a two by four will do in a pinch
11:50 < hanna>  facefucked by a parallelogram

18:35 <@kate> *bites off my own penis*
18:35 <@kate> yummy twasty fwaccid pwenis uwu cwunchy nwn im a pwotwato
18:35 <%Kitten> Rerr
18:35 <+lemonrising[m]> Oh jesus kate
18:36 < snek-sensei> thanks kate i hate it
18:36 <@kate> oh shit
18:36 <@kate> wrong window
18:36 <@kate> sup fish

<snek-sensei> if u could fly
<snek-sensei> would u still fall 4 me 
<@kate> nigga i aint even fly and i still aint fallin 4 u

01:16 < Frob> damn
01:16 < Frob> the vapor coming off that piss stream
01:16 < Frob> HOT PISS
01:16 <@rachel> lol yeah
01:17 <@rachel> cold highway
01:17 <@rachel> HOT PISS
01:17 < Honk> \m/ super band  beautiful music rock in roll classic \m/
01:17 <@rachel> nice those will be our lyrics
01:17 < Qwan> \m/

20:49 < Froward> imagine the stereotype of a lumberjack
20:49 < Froward> combine with the haircut of a US marine
20:49 < Froward> facial expressions of anime catgirl
20:50 < Froward> dressed in geek squad clothing

17:49 < Frob> I want my brain implants fucking AIR GAPPED
17:49 < Frob> NO INTERNET OF SHIT PLEASE
17:49 < Frob> IN MY SKULL
17:50 <&rachel> lol
17:50 < Frob> I don't want it to burn a hole in my brain when somebody hacks it and makes it mine cryptocurrency