Viral shitposts

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« Reply #270 on: August 25, 2021, 10:47:46 pm »

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« Reply #271 on: August 29, 2021, 05:53:27 pm »

https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1430879190958710784
"An unvaccinated Florida woman spent eight days in the hospital with Covid, but when she finally returned to her home she discovered the body of her unvaccinated husband, who had just died of Covid."

https://twitter.com/ElleWibble/status/1432008613858582538/photo/2


https://twitter.com/debdrens/status/1431997555525791751
the story of doug:


is there any way to make these pictures a goddamn normal size
m'lady

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« Reply #272 on: August 30, 2021, 07:17:19 am »
is there any way to make these pictures a goddamn normal size

you can use the "width" option on image tags

for example

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« Reply #273 on: September 05, 2021, 01:06:27 pm »
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« Reply #274 on: September 06, 2021, 12:17:57 pm »
no don't

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« Reply #275 on: September 09, 2021, 09:37:06 pm »
m'lady

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« Reply #276 on: September 10, 2021, 09:25:42 pm »

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« Reply #277 on: September 11, 2021, 05:59:58 am »
You know what I do trust? My own body to protect me. I'm young and fit, and my childhood rickets has almost entirely cleared up. And as far as I can tell, nothing bad has ever happened to a young and fit sailor with just a touch of rickets who heads recklessly off to fight pirates and ghost ships for months on end with nothing for nourishment except barrels of stale, rat-infested biscuits.
So, no, I'm not "afraid" of scurvy. What's the worst that could happen? My teeth will fall out? My bowels will bleed? I'll die at sea, and my body will be cast into the murky depths by my equally moribund shipmates, who won't even have the energy to say a blessing as octopuses and sea monsters feast upon my corpse? That doesn't sound any worse than a little seasickness, and it definitely sounds better than occasionally sucking on a lemon. [...]

And while I may be fine, what I am not fine with is the Capitan's new mandate that we must all take this so-called citrus cure. He claims that it's necessary in order to hang onto our already extremely low chance of surviving this harrowing journey through uncharted waters. He says we must do it for our fellow seaman who truly are our brothers. He says we must do it for the common good. He says it is our noble duty. And to that, I say: Screw. Everybody. I'm in it for me and me only.

Listen, if you want to hide below deck licking lemons and then later come above deck to enjoy the sunshine and your lack of jaundice and intact teeth and gums that aren't leaking putrid black blood, then be my guest. But not even the Captain has the right to make me eat a nutritious and lifesaving fruit if I don't want to.

vaccines make u gay
« Reply #278 on: September 11, 2021, 07:11:00 pm »
m'lady

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« Reply #279 on: September 14, 2021, 12:34:38 pm »
There's a subreddit for Covid-flavoured Darwin Award winners.  https://old.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/

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« Reply #280 on: September 15, 2021, 05:39:43 am »
Four stages of COVID-19 denial:
1. it's a hoax
2. don't be sheep
3. prayers needed
4. visit our GoFundMe

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« Reply #281 on: September 15, 2021, 02:00:50 pm »

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« Reply #282 on: September 19, 2021, 10:10:58 pm »
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« Reply #283 on: September 20, 2021, 04:12:19 pm »
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« Reply #284 on: September 26, 2021, 08:31:10 pm »
Consider the source of the message.

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