Baste & Cumpilled

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Baste & Cumpilled
« on: April 09, 2020, 10:24:15 pm »
I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the rabbit hole?

I can see it in your eyes.

Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind -- driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?

You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.



You take the cum pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.



You are cum. Cum that grew arms and legs. But when you look around, what do you see? Business men, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. Every one of them: cum. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be cumpilled. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.



Edit 2020: Fixing linkrot
Edit 2022: I'm a zoomer now
« Last Edit: May 31, 2022, 10:32:09 pm by rachel »
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Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2020, 05:07:26 am »
splort.

Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2020, 07:11:28 pm »
You're only half cum, though. You're also half a period that didn't happen.
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Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2020, 09:05:22 pm »
That second image 🤢
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Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2020, 09:07:24 pm »
That second image 🤢

that's the choice

imagine morpheus, one hand he has a blue pill and the other hand is just cum

I wish I could draw
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Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2020, 08:27:18 am »
You're only half cum, though. You're also half a period that didn't happen.

You're a cum omelette. Cum & egg. A walking creampie
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Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2020, 12:27:37 pm »
Having a baby is keeping cum as a pet.

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Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2020, 10:27:07 am »
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Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2020, 08:52:53 pm »
Epstein didn't coom himself.


EDIT: Discord fixed the little hole that let us use it as a CDN.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2020, 06:02:24 am by Mozai »

Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2020, 11:02:30 pm »
Epstein didn't coom himself.



this is the best use of deepfakes I have seen to date
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2020, 03:11:35 am »
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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2020, 05:01:16 pm »
bump if you love cum
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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2020, 05:39:06 pm »
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2020, 01:43:44 pm »
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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2020, 06:45:11 am »