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(source: webcomic "The Rock Cocks" at Slipshine)
By far the most distressing thing I've learned from watching Ze Frank videos is the sheer number of creatures that have "just ejaculate into the ocean" as their breeding strategy. I don't need to think about that next time I'm down at the beach.
If it makes you feel any better, all that pollen you're inhaling in the spring and that coats your car and porch and everything else, is plants (mostly trees) ejaculating into the air. So you're already walking around in it; might as well swim in it, too.