How old were you when you first sharted?

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How old were you when you first sharted?
« on: May 18, 2020, 07:28:20 AM »
Me, I don't remember ever sharting

Re: How old were you when you first sharted?
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2020, 08:05:23 AM »
Hmm... The earliest I remember was first or second grade. I was sick from food poisoning because of Apple Bees earlier that evening. Got into bed, felt the need to fart, and promptly sharted myself.

I learned an important lesson that day:
"There's no such thing as a fart when you're sick."

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Re: How old were you when you first sharted?
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2020, 03:34:50 PM »
never sharted gang here
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Re: How old were you when you first sharted?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2020, 03:20:58 PM »
i wish i were cool enough to shart. i only have strong bowel movements and silent, lethal farts

Re: How old were you when you first sharted?
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2020, 11:52:11 AM »
old enough to know better
no don't