fart thread

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fart thread
« on: March 20, 2022, 01:31:48 pm »
god i love to fucking fart

da gejokar

Re: fart thread
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2022, 02:46:25 am »
DAYYYUUMMM GUUURLL YOU FART WITH THAT ASS????

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Re: fart thread
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2022, 02:41:26 pm »
i got a fucking hemorrhoid from my new standing desk and farts make it fucking sore

fuck i hate being thirty
da gejokar

Re: fart thread
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2022, 09:47:26 am »
i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.
da gejokar

Re: fart thread
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2022, 06:38:27 pm »
i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid

the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away
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Re: fart thread
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2022, 01:22:02 am »
I wish this had audio

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Re: fart thread
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2022, 08:12:21 pm »
i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid

the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away

i use the suppository like a tiny dildo before i shove it in
da gejokar

Re: fart thread
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2023, 07:09:09 pm »
i am so fucking farty right now i just smelt my chair and its coated in my fart essence
da gejokar

Re: fart thread
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2023, 01:03:59 pm »
god i love to fucking fart



RIP link rot, should have cached it on the wetfish homeserver 😢
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