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« on: March 24, 2017, 07:28:07 PM »
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

?Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!?

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

?How old is this rock, pinhead??

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied ?4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian?

?Wrong. It?s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real? then it should be an animal now?

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the ?poor? (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named ?Small Government? flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2017, 08:59:27 PM »
you are a fucking toilet. you are the shit stained toilet that people pee on to try and get the shit off but it doesn't come off even though the pee stream is really strong youre just ground into the porcelain like a shit reminder of the filth and shit of every filthy fucking toilet everywhere in the world. you are a shitty toilet pussy. you are the perennial turd, clutching to your life of shit and fetid, rancid stink, a pathetic dried fecal blob in the dirtiest bathroom in the dirtiest city in the world. you are a shit's shit. you are a fart molecule. even flies find you repulsive. you self-cannibalize, you eat the shit you have become. you are the ever-shiteating shit of the lowest gutter. shitass shithead!!!!
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2017, 05:03:39 PM »
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2017, 05:22:01 PM »
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct

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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2017, 10:54:39 PM »
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23:43 <+what> when jews take over hollywood and the government, by only ever hooking up other jews, its called having strong cultural bonds
23:44 <+what> when whites do it they are called klan members
23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> lol
23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> true that
23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> u speak truth bro
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2017, 11:47:51 PM »
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23:43 <+what> when jews take over hollywood and the government, by only ever hooking up other jews, its called having strong cultural bonds
23:44 <+what> when whites do it they are called klan members
23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> lol
23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> true that
23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> u speak truth bro
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2017, 02:36:22 AM »
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2017, 02:49:20 AM »
WELL the thing about doing art for a semi-living is that a Lot of the time, you dont get to pick the material youre drawing, and some of it can get Pretty Tedious, and you just gotta push through it anyway

the truth is a LOT of the time its not gonna be fun drawing, because it?ll feel like you can NEVER get anything right no matter how hard you rework something over and over and eventually you gotta compromise and you hate it
BUT SOMETIMES when youve been drawing and struggling youll look back on something you did kinda recently and see HEY im a little bit better at this, a little bit quicker, and THATS one of the best feelings, i think, just personal growth

but then for all that in between teeth grinding where you hate drawing, draw what you LIKE. things youre actually interested in! dont force yourself to do things just BECAUSE you feel you need to, but definitely experiment when you want to branch out at your own pace, when it strikes you ! look out for inspiration and ideas wherever you can, and try not to ONLY ever do super serious pieces ! save some room for doodling too, for a place to not be afraid of making mistakes !

ANYWAY another really satisfying part of drawing is bringing something to Life, i guess, putting something out there that otherwise mightve left unseen, like a bunch of fruit dragons or someones streetpass mii in a donkey kong suit, but for a Lot of em its more just getting it finished and seeing peoples reactions. lotta people say draw for yourself and you should !! absolutely draw the things you love, but man i really like people liking things i make , ok, bury me in th e mud
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2017, 12:13:33 PM »
Wetfish is a ragtag group of artists, programmers, friends, and dropout hippies dancing around with flaming hula hoops. We're not here to make friends, we're here to win. Wetfish is dedicated to showcasing the best the internet has to offer. A beacon of hope and truth, founded on the principles of love and freedom. Don't get the wrong idea, we won't force you to join the local co-op or make you sew your own clothes, we're just desperate for your attention.
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2017, 07:02:44 PM »

LET?S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK? BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET?S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

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rub me on your body
ALSO IT?S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK? BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

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i?m so fucked up
AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK? BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT?S NO WONDER LISA FRANK?S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE?S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT?LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT?S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT?S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2017, 04:11:11 AM »
never trust anything that comes out of intuit's mouth. their financial mgmt softwares are inherently and inextricably linked to the desktop era. they've acquired mint.com and stalled/grounded the entire thing. they are as evil as microsoft, prism, or hitler.
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2017, 02:24:38 PM »
Nani-desu did anata say about watashi, baka? Watashi?ll have anata know watashi graduated top of watashi's class in Japanese, and watashi?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on girls' panties, and watashi has over 300 confirmed catches. Watashi is trained in gorilla warfare and watashi is the top speakerr in the entire anime weeb forces. Anata is nothing to watashi but just another baka. Watashi'll wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this thread, mark watashi's words. Anata thinks anata can get away with saying that shit to watashi? Think again, baka. As we speak watashi is contacting my secret network of spies across the fandoms and anata's IP is being traced right now so anata better prepare for the rasengan, baka. The sharingan that wipes out the pathetic little thing anata calls anata's life. Anata's dead, baka. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can kill anata in over seven hundred kawaii ways, and that?s just with my getsuga tenshou. Not only is watashi extensively trained in bananya studies, but watashi has access to senbonzakura and watashi'll use the bankai to its full extent to anata off the face of the continent, baka. If only anata could have known what unholy retribution your little ?kawaii? comment was about to bring down upon anata, maybe anata would have held anata's fucking tongue. But anata couldn?t, anata didn?t, and now anata's paying the price, baka. Watashi'll end anata after gathering nana dragon balls. Anata's dead, baka.

RACHEL TIPPED 420 CORAL FOR THIS POST

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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2017, 08:56:54 PM »
you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.

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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2017, 12:10:28 AM »
Florence + the Machine: Promoting Lesbianism and Spinsterism
-Chuck D. Finley

In the 90′s the Liberal Lesbian Liberation WoMEN?s movement realized that they had converted all of the hippie girls they could to their way of thinking and realized they needed a new tactic to target newer young women. They realized that they could bring more young girls to their clam dabbling socialist sessions by promoting music to their masses. They enlisted pop music singer Sarah Machlaghlin to start the Lilith Fair.

It was named after the Jewish Witch that ate children. The Jews made up this myth to confuse Christians from believing in Jesus. As the old Jew wives tale goes. Lilith was the so called first wife of Adam, and God?s first attempt at making a woman. She turned out to be a naggy slut and Adam was so displease with her lippiness that he got God to kick her out and make a new wife for him, this second wive Eve was marginally successful but still doomed mankind to a life of sin and eventual damnation. This Lilith had to roam the land and came to eat the children of Man.

And this vile harpies of a woman is who the womens movement decided to pin their hopes to. Unfortunately it worked. The almost entire female population of Generation X, decided to slash off their hair and pick up a guitar and start whining about their feelings. Instantly birthrates in the country dropped as women thought they could do better. Men disgusted by the dirty hippie sluts of their age turned to video games. now the children that we have to day are the little emosexual children that come here and post disgusting little tirades about their favorite emo rockers that dress like women and scream like demons.



Enter a lanky flat chested English musician named Florence Welch, who has hair the color of the devils flesh. She sings like a siren drawing men to their deaths and women to a life of bare back scissoring. no woman can listen to this reincarnation of the devil Lilith and dream of marrying a man and carrying his child. Any woman that hears this wretched music wants to bury her head into Florence?s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings.



It is bad enough when they keep this kind of filth in their own country but now just as Susan Xenu has warned us the English are importing this sin across the world. Last Month Florence and her band ?The Machine? as she calls them, released their second album. It entered at number 1 in the UK and Irish charts, and reached the top 10 in the United States.

I took a copy of the album away from a teen girl on one of my church trips last week and gave it a listen. I was disgusted by the sounds of sin that I heard emanating from it. All of the songs were evil and vile but a few stood out to me ans even more sinful than the rest.

The most disturbing is the song ?Seven Devils?. In it she admits to being a nefarious under worldly beast from hell. She taunts Christians and the church of Christ.
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Holy water cannot help you now
A thousand armies couldn?t keep me out
I don?t want your money
I don?t want your crowd
See I have to burn
Your kingdom down

They can keep me alive
?Til I tear the walls
?Til I slave your hearts
And they take your souls
And what have we done?
Can it be undone?
In the evil?s heart
In the evil?s soul
Tell me that isn?t pure evil screaming at you right in your face!

In the song ?What the water gave me? the devil woman sings about mocking Jesus Christ and the act of baptism that saves all sinners and cleanses us of the original sin and prepares us for a live of being a christian. If that isn?t bad enough she talks about her lover the pagan roman god Atlas having his way with her in the baptismal waters!
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And oh poor Atlas
The world?s a beast of a burden
You?ve been holding on a long time
And all this longing
And the ships are left to rust
That?s what the water gave us

So lay me down
Let the only sound
Be the overflow
Pockets full of stones

Lay me down
Let the only sound
Be the overflow
Of course the mocking of our lord and savior isn?t over. In the song ?Bedroom Hymns? she talks about building a pagan alter to be ravished on in the name of our lord in savior! What a jezabel! What a whore of Babylon!
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This is as good a place to fall as any
We?ll build our altar here
Make me your Maria
I?m already on my knees

You had Jesus on your breath
And I caught Him in mine
Sweating out confessions
The undone and the divine

This is his body, this is his love
Such selfish prayers and I can?t enough, oh

Yeah, I can?t get enough

Spilt bitter tears, I did this for you
Spilling over the aisle, the black and the blue
The sweetest submission, drinking you in
The wine and the women, the bedroom hymns
LORD HAVE MERCY! FORGIVE OUR TRESSPASSES AND WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESSPASS AGAINST US! BUT OH LORD. This devil woman is taxing my nerves! Why lord do you so entreat such an evil woman to exist?!?!

There is yet one more song from this new sinful album, so sinful that it mocks the lord in it;s title ?ceremonials?, this last song is called ?Only if for a night?. By they title you can already tell it is gonna be a doosie! In it she talks about a lesbian tryst with her gay woman lover. As usual I must ask any women children or the unsaved to leave the room for you read any further.


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she was there all pink and gold and glittering
I threw my arms around her legs
Came to weeping, Came to weeping?
It was all so strange,
And so surreal,
That a ghost should be so practical?
And my body was loosened,
I was set alight,
But you came over me like some holy light,
And although I was burning,
You?re the only light
Only if for a night
What in Gods name is this slut trying to tell our impressionable young women? That it is Okay to be a lesbian whore? That it is okay to clam dabble? That sticking your tongue in the holiest of a woman?s holies is a perfectly fine thing to do? How many more generations of women do we have to turn into Jeanine Garafalos? How many more young women have to be lost to a life of sin and being unmarried? Do what is right and keep this filth from your young girls.


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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2017, 08:14:50 PM »
Sounds like you need an injection of discipline into your life.

>stop wanking/watching porn
>start meditating
>start exercising
>eat well
>stop using drugs or drinking to excess if you currently partake in either
>put yourself in situations outwith your comfort zone

Remember, there is no silver bullet when it comes to social ineptitude (at least not in the long term). Social anxiety is not an illness and you shouldn't treat it as such, unless of course you are legit medically diagnosed autist, which you almost certainly are not.

Social anxiety is the product of a perennially insipid lifestyle. If you're going through the motions without making any concerted effort to stimulate endorphin production, don't be surprised when your sense of self-worth plummets to absolute zero and you're incapable of interacting with other human beings as a result.

Social media and the 'chon are full of degenerate mouthbreathing narcissists that have been locked in their room watching anime and wanking into socks since the age of thirteen. They bleat about their inability to interact with other human beings as if they're the undeserving victim of some divine affliction. This sort of attitude is the result of a perverse and distinctly modern ego-centrism, remember that your circumstances are not exceptional and that it is well within the purview of your volition to improve your social capabilities.
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