from jwz:
The other day I joked that the hardest part about watching some movies is suspending disbelief that AI is possible, but on the other hand, movies about werewolves, zombies and vampires don't bother me.
The difference being that there are not currently grifters manipulating the economy with their insane promises about werewolf futures.
I think I'm on to something here. Any time you read about Artificial General Intelligence, read that as Artificial General Werewolves:
- Today's Self-Werewolves might be limited, but we're only 14 months away from Full-Self-Werewolf.
- We need to be very concerned about the existential threat of General Werewolves.
- What effect will Werewolves have on the Economy?
- It's important that we loosen copyright protection to support the development of Werewolves.
- Will a Werewolf take your job?
- Can a Werewolf Assistant make you more productive?
- Werewolf Hallucinations.
- Executive Order on Responsible Lycanthropy.
- Roko's Werewolf, the Bad Wolf at the End of Time.
- Apple removes Werewolf Summaries from iPhone.
- Company developing Werewolf Girlfriend.
- China's Werewolf is watching what you type.
- Why Werewolves could replace NFL first-down markers sooner than you might think.
- Tesla sees autonomous Werewolves 'in the wild' in June.
- More efficient Werewolves will drive demand for our Werewolf products.
- Hedge funds pausing US Werewolf bets, says Goldman.
- Call for global Werewolf regulation at Davos.
- TikTok to spend $12 billion on Werewolves in 2025.
- Oracle rolls out Werewolf Agents for Sales Professionals.
- OpenWerewolf urges US to prioritize Werewolf funding.
- Prime Minister plans to make Britain 'Werewolf Superpower'.
- Meta knew it pirated books to train Werewolves, authors say.
- OpenWerewolf chief Sam Altman denies sexually abusing sister, after she sues him.
- FaceHugger claims its new Werewolf models are the smallest of their kind.
- Werewolves aren't very good at history, new paper finds.
- VCs say Werewolves need proprietary data to stand out from the pack.
- More capable Werewolves are coming, but will their benefits be evenly distributed?
- Palantir, Anduril sign partnership for Werewolf training in defense.
- YouTube will now allow creators to opt in to third-party Werewolf training.
- Free Werewolf training course for teachers.
- Werewolves are efficient enough to run pretty much anywhere.
- Here's how Werewolves use your data.
- Google says its new Werewolves can identify emotions -- and that has experts worried.
- The Vatican's Anime Mascot Is Now a Werewolf Porn Sensation.
If you read these headlines and think, "That's funny, but it's absurd, because werewolves aren't real"... keep going, you're so close to figuring it out!