Are chodes real?

At a local anarchist party the topic of "chodes" came up, the mythical state of a penis which is wider than it is long.

Has anyone ever actually seen a chode in their life? I tried searching for pictures online but I couldn't find anything except for bad photoshop edits.

Are chodes real?

After further discussion at the party we concluded that there are two possible definitions for what a chode could be:

• 1. Chode by diameter - A penis which is wider in diameter than its length. This seems impossible and nobody at the party had ever seen one
• 2. Chode by circumference - A penis which has a circumference greater than the length. For example if a penis is 2 inches in diameter but less than 6.28 inches long, that would be a chode by circumference