It's a good thing I didn't get my own domain name; I use @canada.com instead and that means I'll never have to... what? Canoe bought it and kicked everyone out? Well, that's fine, I'm also using my @microsoft.com address I have from being an employee... oh, I don't work there anymore so I'm locked out. That's fine, I still have my Geocities mailbox... my Orkut mailbox, wait, I mean my Friendster mailbox, no, wait, my Facebook mailbox is still there if they'd just get around to the tech support ticket I filed in 2013 so I can get back in.