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Quote from: Diabolizer on November 03, 2025, 07:16:41 am

True story.  A therapist asked if I thought people could read my mind.  I said, "God, if only they could, that would make my life so much easier."

How so?

Cause I wouldn't have to explain what was going on in there.

True story: I was interviewing for a job at Safeway and the manager asked if I'd ever been fired under unusual circumstances.  I looked her dead in the eye and said, "you mean... as in paranormal?"

P.S. I'm not posting these for the choral, I just like making people laugh.

True story: I was interviewing for a job at Safeway and the manager asked if I'd ever been fired under unusual circumstances.  I looked her dead in the eye and said, "you mean... as in paranormal?"

P.S. I'm not posting these for the choral, I just like making people laugh.

Boooo, find a thread with more quirky dads in it to laugh at your bad jokes.

Quote from: Diabolizer on November 04, 2025, 08:53:17 am

True story: I was interviewing for a job at Safeway and the manager asked if I'd ever been fired under unusual circumstances.  I looked her dead in the eye and said, "you mean... as in paranormal?"

P.S. I'm not posting these for the choral, I just like making people laugh.

Boooo, find a thread with more quirky dads in it to laugh at your bad jokes.

Maybe it was the context.  I got laughs both times. 

True story: So there's this dude, doing urban exploration shit. There's this extensive, multi-layered tunnel network he's getting into. So he pops a lid, starts climbing down, and is halfway into the manhole when he gets spotted by a cop. The cop starts yelling at him, "STOP RIGHT THERE! COME BACK UP RIGHT NOW!" Now, this isn't the dude's first rodeo, he knows the cops probably won't chase him into a maze of tunnels they're not familiar with. So he yells back, "Or what???" "If you go down there, we'll send dogs after you!" He yells back, "DOGS CAN'T CLIMB LADDERS!" and vanishes into the underground.

(They did not, in fact, send dogs after him.)

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