Why Every Star Wars Film Has The Wrong Title, by Kris Tapley.
What happens in Episode I? We meet Annakin Skywalker
- THE RISE Of SKYWALKER
Years later we find out that Palpatine, leader of the Sith, has ordered an army to destroy the Jedi.
- REVENGE OF THE SITH
In Episode III, Order 66 happens, and the clones attack
- ATTACK OF THE CLONES
In Episode IV, Obi-Wan teaches Luke it's time for the Jedi to return.
- RETURN OF THE JEDI
In Episode V, Yoda teaches Luke how to use the Force.
- THE FORCE AWAKENS
In Episode VI, both Yoda and Annakin die, which makes Luke
- THE LAST JEDI
After the Empire is destroyed, a new Empire comes.
- THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (c'mon guys)
In Episode VIII, Luke trains Rey then sacrifices himself to give the Resistance
- A NEW HOPE
Finally, in Episode IX, Palpatine returns from the dead making him
- THE PHANTOM MENACE
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