"Cucks are a big thing nowadays. You know what they call a dude who sleeps with the cuck's wife though? They call him the bull. I know this because I was asked to be a bull once.
"I was nineteen, this married couple asked me to do it, I thought "why not?" So I got back to their place, I'm in the bedroom making out with this dude's wife. It's kind of weird with him just sitting there watching, and then things get heavier, and then he pulls it out.
"That was a huge red flag. And it really pissed me off, so I try to tackle the guy, but then he pulls the flag away!
"So I'm running after the flag, and he keeps yanking it away from me. And he does that over and over and over until I get tired and fall down. Then he stabbed me with a sword!
"And then he came."
-- Joe Medoff