We sexually identify as a corporation. Ever since we were a boy we dreamed of having an office looking over the city create value for the people of the world. People say to us that a person being a corporation is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I have limited liability.
I'm sending the Secretary of State of Delaware my articles of incorporation, ratifying our bylaws, and keeping close track of our expenses. From now on I want you to call us corporate and respect our right to issue stocks and bonds. If you can't accept me you're a pluralphobe and need to check your system privilege