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Title: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: browser on December 02, 2016, 10:47:19 AM
Flat Earth General
(http://i.imgur.com/fKetMk2.png)
This thread is for anything and everything related to Flat Earth Theory. GLOBISTS STAY OUT!
For those of you who are skeptical and want to learn more about the lies you have been fed for your entire lifetime, check out this short introductory video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0xClWgidZU) to Flat Earth Theory.
Let's discuss your thoughts, theories, discoveries, and anything else related to Flat Earth here.
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rothen on December 02, 2016, 02:27:40 PM
Have you ever played much Kerbal Space Program?
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: browser on December 02, 2016, 03:59:15 PM
fat chance how about you shoot a rocket to the moon and tell me if the earth is flat you fuckin poor ass piece of shit
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: what on December 07, 2016, 05:16:02 PM
The Earth isn't flat dingus.
It IS hollow though. The Sun is actually a cube, it's just spinning so fast you can't tell. Inside the hollow Earth there is a second Sun (which is also a cube)
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on December 07, 2016, 06:36:54 PM
It IS hollow though. The Sun is actually a cube, it's just spinning so fast you can't tell. Inside the hollow Earth there is a second Sun (which is also a cube)
umm prove it
everyone knows the only thing in the universe that makes cubes are the borg
and also minecraft players
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: castalia on December 07, 2016, 07:25:10 PM
It IS hollow though. The Sun is actually a cube, it's just spinning so fast you can't tell. Inside the hollow Earth there is a second Sun (which is also a cube)
umm prove it
everyone knows the only thing in the universe that makes cubes are the borg
and also minecraft players
rachel, you are being a dumb slut uneducated.
ice cubes make cubes.
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on December 07, 2016, 07:35:42 PM
It IS hollow though. The Sun is actually a cube, it's just spinning so fast you can't tell. Inside the hollow Earth there is a second Sun (which is also a cube)
umm prove it
everyone knows the only thing in the universe that makes cubes are the borg
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on January 15, 2017, 10:20:28 PM
Modern science teaches us the Earth is a ball, with a circumference of about 25,000 miles. Thus, THEIR math shows us that in order to maintain this circumference, there MUST be an exponential drop of 8in. per mile squared in every direction from the point at which you are standing.
OK. So, think this through.
This means if you were to walk 1 mile away from me, the ground you would be standing on would be 8in. below the ground I am standing on. If you were to walk another mile, your ground would be 32in below mine. If you were to walk 3 miles, your ground would be 6 feet below mine! Assuming you are 6ft. tall, this would HAVE TO MEAN that the top of your head would be level with the bottom of my feet. Therefore, tell me again how you can believe that the horizon (which is the ground seen at a distance) could EVER be at MY eye-level when looking straight ahead.
Read this slowwwlllyyyy and repeatedly until it sinks in: IT - CAN - NOT - BE!
Thus, ball Earthers provide the biggest and best proof that the Earth HAS TO BE flat. Imagine the irony in that. LOL! And sorry - pardon the pun - but there simply is NO getting "around" this indisputable fact... of SCIENCE.
Thus, I'm laying down my trump card and shall expect LOTS of apologies from those who will NEVER be able to dispute this fact. Not with math. Not with science. Not with any measure of common sense. Not with Scripture. And certainly not with any form of physical observation (be it in the natural world or the digital realm). It is totally impossible for the horizon to EVER rise to eye-level on a ball.
Checkmate. Game over. Thanks for playing.
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on January 15, 2017, 10:34:33 PM
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Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on January 16, 2017, 09:00:34 PM
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Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on February 26, 2017, 05:22:48 AM
Rocket Science is a fictional discipline to trick people into thinking the earth is round.
As an intellectually gifted person (my IQ is past 180) I could not grasp it because it is all an intricate lie. Simply doesn't add up, wake up sheeple.
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: Anomaly on May 19, 2017, 08:00:14 PM
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on April 01, 2019, 05:59:10 PM
Current Weather On A Flat Earth You can't understand the weather without knowing the TRUE shape of the Earth!
https://darksky.net/flatearth
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: Anomaly on May 23, 2019, 04:30:56 PM
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Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rothen on May 23, 2019, 06:45:27 PM
So, semi-serious post. I met an actual, unironic, Bible-is-absolute-truth, NASA-is-lying, science-is-fake flat-Earther. (She was, actually, the aunt of this girl I really like.) It was astonishing, the level of mental gymnastics and active eye-closing she had to do day-to-day to maintain her belief. Highlights of the conversation included: "If satellites are real, why can't we find lost ships at sea?" "Go outside, do you see a curve?" "You can shoot a laser and it will stay parallel to the ground." "The Bible is God's word because it says so." "Global warming is a conspiracy by 'scientists' to fake data."
And I now find this thread a lot less funny.
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on May 24, 2019, 01:38:19 PM
Quote from: rothen on May 23, 2019, 06:45:27 PM So, semi-serious post. I met an actual, unironic, Bible-is-absolute-truth, NASA-is-lying, science-is-fake flat-Earther. (She was, actually, the aunt of this girl I really like.) It was astonishing, the level of mental gymnastics and active eye-closing she had to do day-to-day to maintain her belief. Highlights of the conversation included: "If satellites are real, why can't we find lost ships at sea?" "Go outside, do you see a curve?" "You can shoot a laser and it will stay parallel to the ground." "The Bible is God's word because it says so." "Global warming is a conspiracy by 'scientists' to fake data."
And I now find this thread a lot less funny.
My cousin is the same way. Exactly the same. Bible is fact, not metaphor. God has never made a mistake. The Earth is flat and science is the devil trying to trick you.
Also he has over 100k subs on YouTube...
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on June 19, 2019, 12:57:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ib4Uca2.jpg)
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: Diabolizer on June 19, 2019, 01:12:05 PM
Quote from: rothen on May 23, 2019, 06:45:27 PM So, semi-serious post. I met an actual, unironic, Bible-is-absolute-truth, NASA-is-lying, science-is-fake flat-Earther. (She was, actually, the aunt of this girl I really like.) It was astonishing, the level of mental gymnastics and active eye-closing she had to do day-to-day to maintain her belief. Highlights of the conversation included: "If satellites are real, why can't we find lost ships at sea?" "Go outside, do you see a curve?" "You can shoot a laser and it will stay parallel to the ground." "The Bible is God's word because it says so." "Global warming is a conspiracy by 'scientists' to fake data."
And I now find this thread a lot less funny.
My cousin is the same way. Exactly the same. Bible is fact, not metaphor. God has never made a mistake. The Earth is flat and science is the devil trying to trick you.
Also he has over 100k subs on YouTube...
Aliens invade and take all the stupid people into space, never to be seen again. The rest of us are fine with it.
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: Anomaly on September 24, 2019, 08:23:03 PM
How the dinosaurs died on a flat earth (https://i.imgur.com/8gnMHTO.mp4)
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on September 26, 2019, 12:36:26 PM
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: rachel on September 10, 2020, 02:19:49 PM
It's funny how these people always say that NASA is a waste of money when in reality they are a very small percentage of the budget compared to other things like the military, health insurance, welfare, or even road construction.
If it wasn't for NASA we wouldn't have LEDs, think about how dumb that timeline would be
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: Diabolizer on September 11, 2020, 12:13:57 PM
Quote from: rachel on September 10, 2020, 02:19:49 PM It's funny how these people always say that NASA is a waste of money when in reality they are a very small percentage of the budget compared to other things like the military, health insurance, welfare, or even road construction.
If it wasn't for NASA we wouldn't have LEDs, think about how dumb that timeline would be
LEDs aren't real.
Title: Re: FLAT EARTH GENERAL
Post by: Mozai on September 12, 2020, 12:21:30 PM