Jesus transubstantiated your gender to female. Makes sense to me. I mean LGBT flags are rainbow and what do rainbows signify? That God will never again exterminate life from the planet. Seems like Trans people are a direct manifestation of God's will to me.
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: rachel on June 22, 2019, 05:25:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sxQC277.jpg)
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: redheron on June 28, 2019, 07:27:25 PM
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on December 30, 2019, 07:33:21 AM
i'd just like to mention that slingers in war at the time were extremely formidable opponents, usually using bullets made of baked clay or sometimes iron, and commanded 3-5 times the base pay of an infantryman.
goliath was just a big ass infantryman.
cop in riot armor vs a redneck with a revolver
when you understand historical context it goes from a story of LITTLE GUY BEATING IMPOSSIBLE ODDS (Thanks God!) to THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF PRACTICE PAYS OFF FOR COUNTRY BUMPKIN WITH ASPIRATIONS OF GLORY
also one of the rewards for defeating goliath was permanent tax exemption, say what you will but jewish people have been earning those stereotypes for thousands of years
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: kayimbo on December 30, 2019, 08:09:30 AM
everyone is christian till its time to give up all your possessions or there is no way you can go to heaven. - jesus
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: redheron on December 30, 2019, 03:34:20 PM
Quotesay what you will but jewish people have been earning those stereotypes for thousands of years
fro I think you're great but sometimes you casually say stuff that makes me feel like my skin wants to flip inside out
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: rachel on April 18, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
this guy is jesus christ
he may be acting erratically but he sees the future
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: Anomaly on July 05, 2020, 11:30:12 AM
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Post by: Ozmiander on February 05, 2021, 06:55:54 AM
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Post by: rachel on February 13, 2021, 08:22:26 PM
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: kiiada on February 13, 2021, 10:30:19 PM
Quote from: redheron on May 19, 2019, 10:00:05 AM (https://66.media.tumblr.com/aefcf40db53ea85028ca100efa4964bc/tumblr_piv845WjAW1vuqomg_540.jpg) (https://66.media.tumblr.com/11c51e16112817e3019452ada34efd49/tumblr_prmp2pWEmP1vziaum_540.jpg)
inspirational. I just got 2 packs of 1000
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 15, 2021, 06:17:17 PM
Quote from: redheron on May 19, 2019, 10:00:05 AM (https://66.media.tumblr.com/aefcf40db53ea85028ca100efa4964bc/tumblr_piv845WjAW1vuqomg_540.jpg) (https://66.media.tumblr.com/11c51e16112817e3019452ada34efd49/tumblr_prmp2pWEmP1vziaum_540.jpg)
inspirational. I just got 2 packs of 1000
what will you do with them?
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: kiiada on February 16, 2021, 10:59:12 PM
Quote from: redheron on May 19, 2019, 10:00:05 AM (https://66.media.tumblr.com/aefcf40db53ea85028ca100efa4964bc/tumblr_piv845WjAW1vuqomg_540.jpg) (https://66.media.tumblr.com/11c51e16112817e3019452ada34efd49/tumblr_prmp2pWEmP1vziaum_540.jpg)
inspirational. I just got 2 packs of 1000
what will you do with them?
eat them like doritos
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: rachel on February 17, 2021, 10:44:49 PM
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: JuniperToxic on April 19, 2022, 11:44:45 AM
I actually had these comics as a kid. (https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/cc6430a2-d826-6ff0-16c1-ae8e9d3bcf64.jpeg)
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: nepnep on April 20, 2022, 12:03:01 PM
Quote from: rachel on April 04, 2022, 11:22:20 AM (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738217721199722518/959220384878719006/v8y38.jpg) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738217721199722518/959220480273940540/Space_jesus.jpg)
For posterity, I will summarize the video. The TikToker makes the claim that Catholicism is the Natural predator for Protestantism, preventing it from spinning off into weird cults. When Protestantism came to America, it had no natural predators, hence Mormonism became a thing.
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: Fishmé on December 05, 2025, 08:42:23 PM
For posterity, I will summarize the video. The TikToker makes the claim that Catholicism is the Natural predator for Protestantism, preventing it from spinning off into weird cults. When Protestantism came to America, it had no natural predators, hence Mormonism became a thing.
Huh
Title: Re: Christian Memes
Post by: Fishmé on December 16, 2025, 02:17:35 AM