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Title: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: rachel on November 14, 2021, 07:46:20 AM
Are you a pick up artist? Do you have all the worst pickup lines for us to pick up girls (and boys!) with?

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Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 16, 2021, 12:11:02 PM
haha yo wassup you ever feel horny when u pee?? hit me up
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 16, 2021, 12:11:21 PM
i need some pickup lines for this shawty
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Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:25:33 AM
Are you a slice of sushi? Bc I could cover you in soy sauce all night!
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:01:23 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Wait... do you actually say that? What have the responses been?
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:01:48 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on March 30, 2026, 01:02:10 AM
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Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Diabolizer on April 03, 2026, 10:53:39 AM
Quote from: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:01:48 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Fishmé on April 04, 2026, 05:23:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on April 03, 2026, 10:53:39 AM
Quote from: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:01:48 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.

Lol bc imma brat. Get fucked. 😜😝🤪
Title: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
Post by: Diabolizer on April 07, 2026, 06:13:26 PM
Quote from: Fishmé on April 04, 2026, 05:23:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on April 03, 2026, 10:53:39 AM
Quote from: Fishmé on August 27, 2025, 11:01:48 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 PM
Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 PM
"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.

Lol bc imma brat. Get fucked. 😜😝🤪

Oh yeah?  I hope your trauma heals, your mental health improves, you continue to grow as person, and that you are surrounded by people who love and respect you.

What do you think of that you stupid bitch?