god i love to fucking fart
DAYYYUUMMM GUUURLL YOU FART WITH THAT ASS????
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i got a fucking hemorrhoid from my new standing desk and farts make it fucking sore
fuck i hate being thirty
i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.
im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.
Quote from: vance on March 25, 2022, 09:47:26 AM
i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.
im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.
I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid
the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away
I wish this had audio
Quote from: rachel on March 26, 2022, 06:38:27 PM
Quote from: vance on March 25, 2022, 09:47:26 AM
i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.
im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.
I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid
the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away
i use the suppository like a tiny dildo before i shove it in
i am so fucking farty right now i just smelt my chair and its coated in my fart essence
Quote from: vance on March 20, 2022, 01:31:48 PM
god i love to fucking fart
RIP link rot, should have cached it on the wetfish homeserver 😢
Quote from: vance on March 20, 2022, 01:31:48 PM
god i love to fucking fart
Why?