Hey, brother. Jus' got in from Wisconsin, an' boy are my fins tired. Ya know, brother, everybody's always sayin' I'm spooky, but I don't ged it. Why is it never Cool Jeff, or Handsome Jeff, or Bangin' Jeff??
Am I too pushy about joinin' me for paddle ball? It's just that nobody seems to wanna paddle these days, an' it takes two to paddle. Sometimes people even say they'll paddle, but then they don't show up, leavin' Ol' Bangin' Jeff in the cold. Maybe the glory days of paddlin' are behind us, brother.
Wait... Do you paddle?
Will you paddle ball with Bangin' Jeff, or will you... die.....