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Shopping => Special Events => Topic started by: wetman on August 13, 2026, 07:03:06 AM

Title: Uncle Phin's Stop N' Grab
Post by: wetman on August 13, 2026, 07:03:06 AM
I'm just swingin' by... right... cuz while me and the guys was out after the game I got some a big deal on a big haul uh summer wader festival toys for all youse! Long story short: don't ask too many questions and don't worry about it, cuz it's time to get wet! And hey, you know me, if there's two things I love it's gettin some rays... then gettin' em wet, right?! Ha!! Hey, that's just some premium sunfish humor for ya!

Now: If this ain't enough, I hear that surfin' shark down the shore is gettin festive too! ...Ya know, someone mixed me for him the other day!? People uh so racist these days. We're really losin our grip as a society. Unreal.

Actually, hold up, that might not be the worst thing? If they can't tell us apart... I drift right in there, set up for a minute, move a couple of these, move a couple of those, no big deal! They're already there, they wanna buy somethin' anyway. I got what they need, and my man gets to do some more of that surfin' he loves so much!

Alright! listen! Forget that last part! When ya see ya mother next, tell her I said she's a very lovely lady! (You won't.) I'd love to spend some time with her again. (He won't?) I mean it! (Does he?)