True story: So there's this dude, doing urban exploration shit. There's this extensive, multi-layered tunnel network he's getting into. So he pops a lid, starts climbing down, and is halfway into the manhole when he gets spotted by a cop. The cop starts yelling at him, "STOP RIGHT THERE! COME BACK UP RIGHT NOW!" Now, this isn't the dude's first rodeo, he knows the cops probably won't chase him into a maze of tunnels they're not familiar with. So he yells back, "Or what???" "If you go down there, we'll send dogs after you!" He yells back, "DOGS CAN'T CLIMB LADDERS!" and vanishes into the underground.

(They did not, in fact, send dogs after him.)

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