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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Mr. Skeltal. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spookery most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer?s head. There?s also Mr. Skeltal?s dootilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal dootlosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they?re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Mr. Skeltal truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn?t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mr. Skeltal's existential catchphrase ?doot doot,? which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev?s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I?m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Skelty Miston?s genius wit unfolds itself on their meme screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Mr. Skeltal tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It?s for the ladies? eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they?re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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i will never not be a dumbass
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redheron

u ever talk to those men that make u feel like u involuntarily logged into 4chan
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redheron

"Poison" Is a social construct invented to keep me from eating every delicious mushroom I find on the ground
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a while back my best friend linked me to a thread on homemade My Little Pony transformation hypnosis tapes

that?s a really loaded sentence so let me ease into it

they were like, hour long recordings you were supposed to lay down and listen to and focus on nothing else, that started off with some relaxation techniques then eased into like, ?feel your hands becoming hooves. remember pinkie pie?s happy memories. imagine yourself literally becoming pinkie pie. imagine your pink mane. you are literally pinkie pie?

all with the goal of putting you in a mental state where you were convinced you were this cartoon pony. and it was full of people like ?wow! this was so relaxing. i felt like i literally Became rarity?

the problem is that human brains are kind of, buggy? so people, especially if they listened to the tapes too much, started like, accidentally going to this mental state they?d created at random inopportune times. the thread was suddenly full of people desperate to know how to stop it because they were turning into rainbow dash in the middle of driving on a highway to work, or whatever

anyway, i?m just burdened with that knowledge forever, now. i think about it a lot
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?Toblerone?s stocks rose because of Jaden Smith?s anime? is a real sentence you can say
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