if you gave me 10k coral I'd have enough to buy another washing machine
i'd be so clean
i'd be so clean
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so a very good friend of mine, has been married long enough that when she met her husband, there was that amazing taboo about online dating. Do you guys remember that? The sites existed, but they were for "losers" or "weird people". Even facebook was kind of a novelty thing.
So for the first two years they told everyone "we met at a business conference" (I don't think either of them knew the subtext that people bang at business conferences. Both of them were super into saving themselves for marriage, so.. lol) because that's a normal, cool way to meet a complete stranger, right?
After a while they started telling people "actually we met on match.com" which is well, a little more believable since one of them is really shy and would never talk to anyone at a conference. This was the story for about four more years.
About a year ago I got the real deal story. Craigslist. They met on craigslist and were so ashamed they invented cover stories. Supposedly one of them posted a want ad for a lawnmower and the other replied hilariously, and the rest was history!
I wonder if in another decade I'm gonna find out it was actually at a craigslist orgy or something.
ANyway that's my story!!
So for the first two years they told everyone "we met at a business conference" (I don't think either of them knew the subtext that people bang at business conferences. Both of them were super into saving themselves for marriage, so.. lol) because that's a normal, cool way to meet a complete stranger, right?
After a while they started telling people "actually we met on match.com" which is well, a little more believable since one of them is really shy and would never talk to anyone at a conference. This was the story for about four more years.
About a year ago I got the real deal story. Craigslist. They met on craigslist and were so ashamed they invented cover stories. Supposedly one of them posted a want ad for a lawnmower and the other replied hilariously, and the rest was history!
I wonder if in another decade I'm gonna find out it was actually at a craigslist orgy or something.
ANyway that's my story!!
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One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said ?woah God did a nice job on that one? and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes ?I?m allowed to look at the menu I just can?t order?
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Howdy wetfish!
Today I'm proud to announce the addition of a brand new feature here on the forums: tipping! Now whenever someone makes a post that you really enjoy, you have the option to spread the love and give them some coral. This feature was written over the weekend by nicefish, a new recruit on the forums that had never even been on IRC until submitting the request. It's always amazing to see the work that other people are willing to contribute when given the chance.
If you're a programmer and have any ideas to improve the site, feel free to check out the repository on github and submit your own code: https://github.com/wetfish/online
Today I'm proud to announce the addition of a brand new feature here on the forums: tipping! Now whenever someone makes a post that you really enjoy, you have the option to spread the love and give them some coral. This feature was written over the weekend by nicefish, a new recruit on the forums that had never even been on IRC until submitting the request. It's always amazing to see the work that other people are willing to contribute when given the chance.
If you're a programmer and have any ideas to improve the site, feel free to check out the repository on github and submit your own code: https://github.com/wetfish/online
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Pokemon
Undertale
more Undertale
Kazoo Kid
Eiffel 65
Parappa the Trapper
Animal Crossing
Classic Trap
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#2966
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
get em all here: http://imgur.com/a/hi5Q5
CHANGELOG
7-8-2017 i had nontransparent backgrounds on the items, wtf
7-8-2017 i added a crown and a mouth. redid all the thumbnails
TODO
-rippling abs. because fish also have abs.
-perhaps a posse, or a kneeling syncophant, or a confidant
-perhaps a leg tattoo
-perhaps a scepter, or a cane
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Quote from: h on June 13, 2017, 03:26:45 PMQuote from: rachel on May 26, 2017, 10:43:16 AMthat's too revealing
Sorry I live in America not sand land
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