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Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: Diabolizer on December 20, 2024, 09:50:11 pm
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Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car. Boring. But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.
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Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car. Boring. But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.
What about, AnarchoBot?
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/9cab1e09-6997-1b2d-ce08-cf46feedb82d.jpeg)
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Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car. Boring. But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.
What about, AnarchoBot?
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/9cab1e09-6997-1b2d-ce08-cf46feedb82d.jpeg)
Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into? The overthrow of the Upper Class?
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I'd transform into a blimp that flies around and dumps giant loads of cum everywhere
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Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car. Boring. But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.
What about, AnarchoBot?
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/9cab1e09-6997-1b2d-ce08-cf46feedb82d.jpeg)
Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into? The overthrow of the Upper Class?
A guillotine. Or a ballot box? Ooo! Perhaps maybe a union picket sign?!
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Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car. Boring. But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.
What about, AnarchoBot?
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/9cab1e09-6997-1b2d-ce08-cf46feedb82d.jpeg)
Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into? The overthrow of the Upper Class?
A guillotine.
Jk. A soup kitchen seems more fitting
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I'd transform into a blimp that flies around and dumps giant loads of cum everywhere
Just curious... for science... ofc... how do auto-bots reproduce? Is the cum effectively motor oil? 🛢
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Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car. Boring. But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.
What about, AnarchoBot?
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/9cab1e09-6997-1b2d-ce08-cf46feedb82d.jpeg)
Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into? The overthrow of the Upper Class?
A guillotine. Or a ballot box? Ooo! Perhaps maybe a union picket sign?!
If you Transformed into a picket sign, other Transformers would be able to wield you in battle, er... picketing.
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The username I really wanted was Wetfish Forum Comment Commentator
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Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car. Boring. But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.
What about, AnarchoBot?
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/9cab1e09-6997-1b2d-ce08-cf46feedb82d.jpeg)
Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into? The overthrow of the Upper Class?
A guillotine.
Jk. A soup kitchen seems more fitting
A soup kitchen is a little big for one Transformer. You'd have to combine or form a "union" with other Transformers, forming an even bigger Transformer together.
Let's see, we have the Constructicons, the Combaticons, the Stunticons... Unicron is a bad guy, Dinobots, Predacons, Maximals... What would your combiner team be called?
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The username I really wanted was Wetfish Forum Comment Commentator
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I'd transform into a blimp that flies around and dumps giant loads of cum everywhere
Just curious... for science... ofc... how do auto-bots reproduce? Is the cum effectively motor oil? 🛢
Autobots reproduce when Michael Bay makes new Transformers movies. Here's an entire article (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reproduction) on Transformer reproduction. Here (https://rule34.xyz/transformers) are some practical examples.
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The username I really wanted was Wetfish Forum Comment Commentator
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