Being a descent human being, I'd probably be an Autobot, which means I'd transform into a car. Boring. But if I was a Decepticon, my alt mode would be some kind of a Cybertronian dildo.
What about, AnarchoBot?
Yes, we know that you are Anarcho Bot, but what do you transform into? The overthrow of the Upper Class?
A guillotine.
Jk. A soup kitchen seems more fitting
A soup kitchen is a little big for one Transformer. You'd have to combine or form a "union" with other Transformers, forming an even bigger Transformer together.
Let's see, we have the Constructicons, the Combaticons, the Stunticons... Unicron is a bad guy, Dinobots, Predacons, Maximals... What would your combiner team be called?
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