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Title: Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦
Post by: Fishmé on July 26, 2025, 01:31:59 am
Let me hear it, I wanna see those cheesy ass pickup lines. Those juicy, fabulous, sweet, & sexy lines. Make it steamy, make it dumb, make it cringe, make it dry, make it baller, make it funny, or make it dark. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it gets all the bitches. Let's hear what you got!!

(You loose if you make it homophonic, transphobic, abalist, sexist, or rascist)

(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/12940a74-1c52-26cf-0847-3c6bbd9992f7.gif)

Title: Re: Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦
Post by: Diabolizer on July 26, 2025, 01:13:24 pm
If you're at a math convention, "hey, what's your cosine?"
Title: Re: Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦
Post by: Fishmé on July 26, 2025, 06:45:20 pm
Quote from: Diabolizer on July 26, 2025, 01:13:24 pm
If you're at a math convention, "hey, what's your cosine?"

Are you a lemon, bc I wanna squeeze you all night. 🍋
Title: Re: Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦
Post by: Mozai on July 26, 2025, 07:09:56 pm
Amy Frazelli told me she's used this line:  "Hey, skinny boy! cm'over here and bruise my thighs!"
Title: Re: Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦
Post by: rachel on July 26, 2025, 07:48:42 pm
Lol I've never used a pickup line in my life
Title: Re: Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦
Post by: Fishmé on July 26, 2025, 08:18:07 pm
Quote from: rachel on July 26, 2025, 07:48:42 pm
Lol I've never used a pickup line in my life

I know right. Who tf uses pickup lines. Lmfao. I always thought they were a joke. Literally. Lmfao
Title: Re: Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦
Post by: Diabolizer on July 28, 2025, 06:36:12 am
Quote from: Fishmé on July 26, 2025, 08:18:07 pm
Quote from: rachel on July 26, 2025, 07:48:42 pm
Lol I've never used a pickup line in my life

I know right. Who tf uses pickup lines. Lmfao. I always thought they were a joke. Literally. Lmfao

If I'm at a bar, I say, "so what kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
Title: Re: Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦
Post by: Fishmé on August 09, 2025, 08:19:40 pm
What's the difference between me and a mosquito?

When you smack me I don't stop sucking! 🍌😜