Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦

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Let me hear it, I wanna see those cheesy ass pickup lines. Those juicy, fabulous, sweet, & sexy lines. Make it steamy, make it dumb, make it cringe, make it dry, make it baller, make it funny, or make it dark. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it gets all the bitches. Let's hear what you got!!

(You loose if you make it homophonic, transphobic, abalist, sexist, or rascist)



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If you're at a math convention, "hey, what's your cosine?"
aka luke

If you're at a math convention, "hey, what's your cosine?"

Are you a lemon, bc I wanna squeeze you all night. 🍋
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Amy Frazelli told me she's used this line:  "Hey, skinny boy! cm'over here and bruise my thighs!"

Lol I've never used a pickup line in my life
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Lol I've never used a pickup line in my life

I know right. Who tf uses pickup lines. Lmfao. I always thought they were a joke. Literally. Lmfao
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Lol I've never used a pickup line in my life

I know right. Who tf uses pickup lines. Lmfao. I always thought they were a joke. Literally. Lmfao

If I'm at a bar, I say, "so what kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
aka luke

Re: Damn you pick up all the hoes with that line? 🍌🍒🍆🍑🥒🫦
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2025, 08:19:40 pm »
What's the difference between me and a mosquito?

When you smack me I don't stop sucking! 🍌😜

RACHEL TIPPED 101 CORAL FOR THIS POST

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