> words weren't meant to be gendered
but that's in Latin, north African, Hindi, Slavic, Georgian, Vietnamese... not just Germanic. Hell, Polish has five genders, and I think Swahili has eighteen.
> no use found for Umlauts.
English uses umlauts -- for when two vowels are adjacent and should not be pronounced as a glide. I.E. naïve
> Bitte? Bitte. Bitte. Bitte.
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