where in the world is the nice fish

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where in the world is the nice fish
« on: February 03, 2018, 01:23:36 pm »
like carmen sandiego, the nice fish swims around the world in her mobile fishtank, with no plans or ends in site.

i have implored this fish to have a twitter or some other travel blogging mechanism, but i do not think her fins are capable of working the intricate and complex tweet controls

this is a thread for reporting sightings!

i last heard the nice fish is in flo rida, in the town of gains-ville, reportedly inhabited by "chads" (large muscular men) who lift weights to grow their muscles (which they call gains, hence the name of the town)

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« Last Edit: February 13, 2018, 06:25:10 pm by here cums the fuck truck »
m'lady

Re: where in the world is the nice fish
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2018, 06:37:42 pm »
I am honored

Re: where in the world is the nice fish
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2018, 06:45:04 pm »
just received word that the nice fish is swimming to Savannah Georgia. As we all know, Savannah is home to the terrifying and powerful Swamp Sturgeons, and prayer. We should all pray that the swamp sturgeons do not eat the nice fish, and spare it.
m'lady

exclusive interview
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2018, 06:20:16 pm »
⚠ EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE NICE FISH, NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY OTHER PUBLICATION ⚠

heres what the nice fish says about new places
"when going to a new place it takes a while to get used to it. like... does Walmart let you park overnight? is the Walmart in a good area? where else can I park overnight? where are the parks? do they have bathrooms?"

how does the fish sleep?
I only have a car but the back seats fold down [I sleep on a] sleeping bag

on natural predators
I'm usually anxious about cops, if I'm somewhere I'm not allowed to park.urban camping is usually illegal. sleeping at Walmart  is like no anxiety, nothing bad will really happen, and there will be other people around to help (I hope they'd help)

on the minds greatest enemy, It Self
when I park somewhere else I do get anxious, but it's like: exposure therapy. I fall asleep anyway, because what else am I gonna do? so maybe this does help me with my anxiety. oh and it helps my anxiety that i don't value my life too highly, lol.

on hygiene
I keep bottles to pee in

showers are basically wet wipes, and finding real showers at the pool, campgrounds, truck stops.

on diet
fast food, Clif bars, peanut butter tortillas! I do miss cooking!

on books
I can't pick a best book as all of them brought something to the table. but if you want to be emotionally fucked up, read A Stolen Life by Jaycee Dugard. It really fucked me up! I almost got into a car accident: it fucked me up too much to remember to check for cars before changing lanes!

Right now the book [i'm reading] is "the girl's guide to homelessness"! It caught my eye at the used bookstore!

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« Last Edit: February 13, 2018, 06:27:26 pm by here cums the fuck truck »
m'lady

Re: where in the world is the nice fish
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2018, 06:26:51 pm »
we have no photographer but were able to obtain this recent picture of the nice fish
m'lady

im mad that i can't tip myself for this amazing scoop of an interview
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2018, 06:28:58 pm »
i mean wowzers!!!
m'lady

FLASH FLASH FLASH
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2018, 11:37:34 pm »
I just threw my old travel plans out the window and drove West to be closer to the Pacific.
m'lady

Re: where in the world is the nice fish
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2018, 06:00:42 pm »
dang this is a good thread

I like how nicefish is like Stobe the Hobo, wetfish edition

did you decide if you're going to move to SF?
*spork*

where in the world is the nice fish
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2018, 10:06:28 pm »
what happened to the nice fish
is the nice fish alive
does it still swim free

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!!
m'lady

Re: where in the world is the nice fish
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2018, 10:23:06 pm »
my people sing of thee
they cast their nets at night
this village by the mighty sea
my firelit room
the only light
i've seen the fish, i saw it fly
on the morning before last
though my people they don't believe
i heave a happy sigh
a happy fish is one that's free
i hope you always are
but if you aren't there's always room
here on land, next to me

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