Honk feature request thread

Request Honk features here.

Recently added commands: ?seen, ?tell, ?poll, ?meme

Hey there, cool thread.

Can you add ?weather, ?forecast, ?downy, ?dunno, ?wa, proper youtube support (fetch number of views / likes / dislikes / video duration)

Oh and a ?help command

If you add all of those then Neuromancer can be shut down.

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Aight we shark now

Aight we shark now

Cool!! Also would it be possible to add some color coding to honk's replies? It would help differentiate honk's search results from regular chatting

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Maybe we can move this to the suggestions forum.

Maybe we can move this to the suggestions forum.

I was thinking that too, but that board is more about suggestions for the forum. I think it makes sense to leave it here

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can you bring back ?remember

?amazon
?twitter
?insta
?imdb
?reddit

?amazon
?twitter
?insta
?imdb
?reddit

What would ?twitter do exactly? Honk already has a function to search tweets "?tw search string" will output the first result for 'search string' and "?tr search string" will output a random result from the first page of your search.

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Quote from: FamousFish on February 06, 2017, 08:48:18 am

?amazon
?twitter
?insta
?imdb
?reddit

What would ?twitter do exactly? Honk already has a function to search tweets "?tw search string" will output the first result for 'search string' and "?tr search string" will output a random result from the first page of your search.

I was thinking we make Honk a twitter account and we can make it tweet stuff from chat. The objective is to see how many followers. re-tweets, etc Honk can get.

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can you bring back ?remember

?remember was destroyed by rachel

By the way Honk 2.0 development is imminent. I got some cray ideas. It will be mad easy for niggas to contribute.

Quote from: redheron on January 22, 2017, 04:15:13 pm

can you bring back ?remember

?remember was destroyed by rachel

Not sure what you're talking about. Honk never had a ?remember feature https://github.com/wetfish/hank/commits/master

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Quote from: ceph on February 19, 2017, 12:34:03 pm

Quote from: redheron on January 22, 2017, 04:15:13 pm

can you bring back ?remember

?remember was destroyed by rachel

Not sure what you're talking about. Honk never had a ?remember feature https://github.com/wetfish/hank/commits/master

Not everything is in github kiddo. It was called ?learn and you destroyed it.

Quote from: rachel on February 19, 2017, 04:30:12 pm

Quote from: ceph on February 19, 2017, 12:34:03 pm

Quote from: redheron on January 22, 2017, 04:15:13 pm

can you bring back ?remember

?remember was destroyed by rachel

Not sure what you're talking about. Honk never had a ?remember feature https://github.com/wetfish/hank/commits/master

Not everything is in github kiddo. It was called ?learn and you destroyed it.

Oh, I remember ?learn, yeah, that command was nothing like denice's old !remember command. ?learn allowed you to trigger text based on any word that was said in the chat, opening the door to major spam problems.

19:54 <+whence> ?learn doge probably gettin raped on the daily
20:25 <+ceph> ?learn FrobtheBuilder needs higher order functions
20:35 <+ceph> ?learn Mozai Two chicks at the same time
20:36 <+ceph> ?learn Honk I have pain on my clitoris
22:17 < ceph> ?learn what * what fires NERF darts into LemonRising's asshole
22:19 < what> ?learn ceph *pisses on poor people to teach them trickle down economics
22:31 < ceph> ?learn LemonRising furrie
22:35 < what> ?learn >tell = doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
22:36 < what> ?learn >tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
22:37 < what> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
22:39 < ceph> ?learn doge >tell doge ?doge
16:01 < ChrstphrR> ?learn remember = LOLWTF
16:02 <&rachel> ?learn yt BROKEN
16:02 <&rachel> ?learn learn learn
16:02 <&rachel> ?learn
16:02 <&rachel> ?learn talk !talk >tell
18:18 < what_> ?learn dickbutt                  ikuti                   
18:21 < what_> ?learn dickbutt testbvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
18:22 < what_> ?learn dickbutt testbvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
18:23 < what_> ?dickbuttt ?learn dickbutt testbvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
18:24 < what_> ?learn dickbuttt ?learn dickbutt testbvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
18:24 <%Honk> ?learn dickbutt
18:33 < what_> ceph, why does ?learn delete all whitespace?
18:42 < dsockwell> ?learn pdonghole
17:21 < HyrulianHero> ?learn :V
19:53 < what>  ?tell is just ?learn
01:36 < what> ?learn allah hacked by jews
23:52 < ceph> ?learn Rothen buttes
19:46 < ceph> ?learn rachel refuses to contribute to Honk
04:48 <&rachel> ?learn tell = >tell doge Ah so! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
04:48 <&rachel> ?learn tell >tell doge Ah so! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
04:48 <&rachel> ?learn tell >tell doge Ah so! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
17:18 < what> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so!   fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
17:18 < what> ChrstphrR, what was the command for ?learn
17:19 < what> ?learn cock dicks
17:20 < what> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so!   fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
17:20 < what> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so!   fart fart fart fart fart fart
17:21 < what> ?learn doge >tell doge ah so!   fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
02:58 <&rachel> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
02:58 <&rachel> ?learn doge >tell doge ah so! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
21:42 < what> ?learn tell >tell doge fart
21:43 < what> ?learn buttttt buttttt
21:43 < what> ?learn kkk >tell doge fart
21:57 < what> ?learn tell >tell doge fart
21:58 < what> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so!   fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
22:05 < what> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so!   fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
22:07 < dsockwell> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so!   fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
01:45 <%denice> ?learn doge >tell doge Ah so! ＣＨＥＳ
16:05 < HyrulianHero> ?learn Green Smoothie = blended Spinach, Mango, Banana, Pineapple, and Almond Milk
18:13 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart" [​Honk] [​5 minutes ago]
18:20 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart" [​Honk] [​5 minutes ago]
18:22 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
18:23 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
18:23 <%denice> ?learn rachel refuses to use rocks instead of money ＣＨＥＳ
18:24 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
18:24 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so! what what what what what what ＣＨＥＳ
18:25 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
18:26 <%denice> ?learn rachel refuses to use a credit card and shit I can use your dosage?
18:28 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so! fart fart fart ＣＨＥＳ
18:29 <&rachel> !talk ?learn
18:30 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so! ＣＨＥＳ
18:34 < dsockwell> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so! BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON
18:41 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
18:41 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart" [​Honk] [​2 days, 7 hours
18:45 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
18:45 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
18:47 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so! _ come in and start like 5 hours ago
18:47 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart ＣＨＥＳ
02:56 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
02:56 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart" [​Honk] [​7 hours and 1 minute ago]
02:56 < dsockwell> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart" [​Honk] [​7 hours and 1 minute ago]
02:56 < dsockwell> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart" [​Honk] [​7 hours and 1 minute ago]
02:57 < dsockwell> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart [​Honk] [​7 hours and 1 minute ago]
23:19 <+ceph> ?learn dsockwell what
23:19 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
23:20 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
23:20 <%denice> ?learn tell = >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart the devil
23:21 <%denice> ?learn doge >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart or instrumentation
23:22 <+ceph> ?learn
23:23 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
23:23 < what> ?learn fart ah so!    fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart f
23:23 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON \____
23:25 < what> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart the devil
23:26 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
23:26 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart" [​Honk] [​1 minute ago]
23:27 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
23:27 < dsockwell> !talk ?learn
23:27 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so! * emilypi has quit (Quit: booty booty butt) │
23:28 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart the devil
23:31 < what> ?learn fuck FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF
23:32 < what> ?learn cock >tell doge FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU
23:33 < what> ?learn cock >tell doge FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU
23:35 < what> ?learn derp >tell doge  FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUC >tell doge FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU
13:53 <+Rothen> !talk ?learn
13:53 <%denice> ?learn cock >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart the devil
13:59 <+Rothen> !talk ?learn
14:00 <%denice> ?learn cock >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart or instrumentation
14:24 <&rachel> >tell ceph please remove the ?learn feature and all user created commands
14:41 <%Neuromancer> ceph: ​"please remove the ?learn feature and all user created commands" [​rachel] [​16 minutes ago]
14:44 <+ceph> ?learn crap
19:24 < what> ceph is ?learn ded
15:58 < HyrulianPhone> ?learn Danny Brown "Dip I dip you dip. Dip I dip you dip I dip."
09:26 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart the devil
20:38 <%denice> ?learn doge >tell doge ah so! BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON BONERTRON" [​Honk] [​less than a minute
16:31 <%denice> ?learn kkk >tell doge ah so! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart the devil
20:51 <%denice> ceph please remove the ?learn feature and all she do is print up some fake news articles to show you the most
21:43 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart" [​Honk] [​7 hours and 5 days later "automatically closed because
22:05 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart the devil" [​Honk] [​1 minute ago]" [​denice] [​less than a minute ago]
22:09 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge ah so! Spent nice try
22:34 <%denice> ?learn kkk >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart the devil
22:24 <%denice> ?learn tell >tell doge fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
20:45 < ceph> After days of repeatedly spamming doge, dsockwell and what were both banned temporarilly from IRC. These two hooligans were abusing the ?learn feature in ceph's honk bot to trigger other bots into sending messages to doge whenever he'd speak.
12:09 < topkek_2003> ?learn Neuromancer I have pain on my clitoris
12:09 < ceph> topkek_2003: ?learn is disabled

Real quality stuff.

Anyway, denice's !remember command could remember text and output it in the channel when specifically recalled. First you'd say !remember ceph = a nerd and then when you typed !remember ceph denice would reply ceph = a nerd. Remembered messages would not be overwritten, allowing you to remember multiple things. In channel only the first memory would be returned along with a count of how many other stored memories there were for that key, but in PM all of the stored memories would be returned.

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