Let's write something together

one sentence each. in caps.
I'll start:

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY.

WE WENT TO A LIQUOR STORE, MY FATHER SAID "WE HAVE TO GO HERE, I FEEL QUITE SHITTY"

THEN HE SAID, "SON WHEN YOU GROW UP, WILL YOU BE

" AN ALCOHOLIC JUST LIKE ME

MY HANDS ENTERED MY HOODIE'S POCKET AND RESTED ON THE HANDLE OF VODKA I PLANNED ON STEALING.