True meaning of emoji

Hey everyone, ya boi here with a load full of knowledge for you.

🍆 "aubergine" this is a penis
💦 "splash" this is cum
🙇 "bowing" this is someone taking it hard from behind
🛐 "house of prayer" this is a blowjob
💒 "Church with hearts" this is a fuck shack
⛲ "fountain" extremely wet orgasm
🗼"tower " yuge penis
🐱" cat" vagina

More as this situation develops

Hey everyone, ya boi here with a load full of knowledge for you.

🍆 "aubergine" this is a penis
💦 "splash" this is cum
🙇 "bowing" this is someone taking it hard from behind
🛐 "house of prayer" this is a blowjob
💒 "Church with hearts" this is a fuck shack
⛲ "fountain" extremely wet orgasm
🗼"tower " yuge penis
🐱" cat" vagina

More as this situation develops

ty for this

now i can finally understand what all those young whippersnappers are saying!!

I need some sweet, Sweet corral, so get ready for my cum report. One sentence per post.

I'm not under any false impression wrt my posting skill, I know this isn't funny. I just want koral.

So last Sunday I quit mistreating.

I've done this before, usually lasted four days or so.

But Monday I started texting with this girl, and by Tuesday we had plans.

And i thought wouldn't it be nice to give her a big load of cum? So I kept at it. Or rather, kept not going at it.

By Wednesday my balls ached. Hurt even. I blamed the too tight belt. I might have to start wearing suspenders.

I know nocturnal emissions are supposed to handle this but I've had two wet dreams in my life.

That's one every ten years of sexual maturity. On average.

It's Friday now. My balls are in pain.

I've got enough carol for now.

BTW 🎂 is actually a boob with five nipples