Megacorp dystopia memes

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Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #135 on: April 20, 2023, 07:23:42 pm »
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Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #136 on: May 03, 2023, 09:22:41 am »
"Like, I'm not saying that this is a good thing, but it's kind of bleakly entertaining how over the course of my life my skill set as an online researcher has gone from being:
  • 1. Hugely valuable in the late 1990s and early 2000s because the discoverability of information in public-facing databases was fucking terrible and nobody knew how to organise anything; to
  • 2. Effectively useless throughout the 2010s because search engines enormously and rapidly improved and computer literacy was at an all-time high; and 
  • 3. Back to being hugely valuable once again because SEO bullshit and the proliferation of AI-generated content have degraded online discoverability back to pre-2000 levels and computer literacy is in accelerating decline due to mobile devices deliberately obfuscating basic functionality so that app vendors can sell it back to you with embedded advertising.

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Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #137 on: May 17, 2023, 05:40:16 am »
A cool thing about cyberpunk coming true is we got ALL the cyberpunk futures:
  • * China: universal surveillance and social control
  • * America: cool gadgets and wretched inequality
  • * Russia: shadowy plots, covert ops, assassinations
  • * Japan: Japan

Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #138 on: May 18, 2023, 05:49:57 am »

From the comments: "you forgot alpha-testing high-speed pedestrian murder machines."
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Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #139 on: June 02, 2023, 11:43:13 am »
*spork*

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« Reply #140 on: June 27, 2023, 10:00:27 pm »

Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #141 on: July 01, 2023, 01:46:30 am »


bruh

the cure is not drinking that crap
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Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #142 on: July 19, 2023, 02:46:10 pm »
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Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #143 on: July 20, 2023, 05:25:27 am »
Alexandria "problem", "solution", "results"

"More roads is the solution for traffic problems like bigger pants is the solution for obesity."

Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #144 on: July 28, 2023, 06:57:32 am »

Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #145 on: August 17, 2023, 12:16:03 am »
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Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #146 on: August 17, 2023, 12:48:37 pm »

Has he considered that by refusing to drive to his job any more he'd be hastening the collapse of society?
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Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
« Reply #147 on: September 05, 2023, 08:12:02 am »
why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there.  s/(wife|husband|spouse)/boss/gi;

Me: I feel fat, can you give me a compliment?
Boss: Can you stay late tonight?

- If you were my [employee] I'd poison your coffee.
- If you were my [boss], I'd drink it.

Arguing with a [Boss] is like reading the software licence agreement; in the end, you'll get in trouble anyways so you just skip to the end and say "I agree."

- Where's your [boss]?
- In the garden.
- I don't see him.
- You have to dig a little.

Want to know what it's like being [employed]?  chain yourself to a bear then kick the bear.

Re: Megacorp dystopia memes
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