Bad Pickup Lines

Are you a pick up artist? Do you have all the worst pickup lines for us to pick up girls (and boys!) with?

haha yo wassup you ever feel horny when u pee?? hit me up

i need some pickup lines for this shawty
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Are you a slice of sushi? Bc I could cover you in soy sauce all night!

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 pm

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Wait... do you actually say that? What have the responses been?

Quote from: rachel on August 27, 2025, 01:55:01 pm

Quote from: Diabolizer on August 27, 2025, 01:30:15 pm

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny?!?!