Stuff/products/items you wish existed

A shredder that respectfully and gracefully disposes of your unwanted documents.

I hate how violent my shredder is when I feed it an index card with a TODO item after it's been done.

A shredder that respectfully and gracefully disposes of your unwanted documents.

I hate how violent my shredder is when I feed it an index card with a TODO item after it's been done.

Maybe a special mode for a laser cutter. But one that looks cute, not industrial.

The problem with using a laser cutter for paper is it's very prone to catch fire

vertical wall planter with water reservoir that doesn't suck.

Something that pulls dust out of the air.  Not something that spews ozone, not something that requires a huge noisy fan up against a filter.  I like the idea of a waterfall, tho the ones I've seen have been thousands of dollars expensive and break down in less than a year even with expensive noisy pumps.

A computer that laughs when branch prediction is wrong.

A computer that laughs when branch prediction is wrong.

Maybe a short beep that you can associate with the computer laughing. With a short delay between each one.