UwU Esmé needs pets. Esme is big sad. Brain go burr. Esme no want to be at work. Esmé tired.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Esme needs nap! Nap time please. Esme eepy
*woof woof*
Esmé curls up into ball and forgets about stressor. Esmé hides now. Esmé no wake up.
Put Esmé to sleep 👉👈🥹
Sorry Esmé
But you shall arise, sheathed in divine fire
Sword in hand, clad in armor, a gleaming shield at your arm
On wings of fury, flight to the end of time, eyes piecing into the future
Your voice will boom around the world, knocking over the mountain tops
Screaming like a klaxon, words that have been etched into my brain like acid into rock
"Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf!"
FISHMé TIPPED 
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